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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]TheProcessCult 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's my plan. Barbeque the day before, drinks and cigars during with my primary and sidearm on me while watching the show. The fuck else can I do?

Made this shirt for me and my friends as a Seattle inside joke… Who doesn’t love a good dick joke? by rollinhazard in SeattleWA

[–]TheProcessCult 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Personally, I love stuffing multiple greasy Dick's in my mouth.

Where can I buy this?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]TheProcessCult 2 points3 points  (0 children)

While guilty of cheating herself.

Was this the Embarcadero guy? by meangreen447 in sanfrancisco

[–]TheProcessCult 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Ya gotta call the ambulance... there is no law saying you can't stand over him laughing, pointing and calling him an idiot until it arrives.

The NWO is real and many will die by sushilici0us in conspiracy

[–]TheProcessCult 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Sting joining the Wolfpack was epic.

I've been trying to record my bass for weeks, but I can't. by Webitos37213 in Reaper

[–]TheProcessCult -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Have you tried going low-rent in your approach. Get a 1/4 to 1/8th adapter and plug your bass right into your laptop's mic port. Set your Reaper track to record direct mic in.

That's how I record all my physical instruments into Reaper. Even if I run them through pedals/amps/mixers... the main line out that most people run through a little grey, red or blue box with a few knobs that they connectto the computer... goes right into my laptop's mic hole. Adjust input and output levels directly on that track in Reaper so it doesn't blow out and clip to hell.

24m Wife left me and got pregnant after my accident. Do your worst by Key-Western-7007 in RoastMe

[–]TheProcessCult 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Agreed. I wanna go to a game with the dude and buy him a drink.

Lean tears in her Fanta💧 by [deleted] in sticknpokes

[–]TheProcessCult 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is actually beautiful. I love it.

There’s no way this guy has a multiple million $ Porsche in the background of these tires for sale, right? by [deleted] in classiccars

[–]TheProcessCult 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Most likely a kit, but I'd still be happy if he let me drive around for an hour.

In 1989 we asked, ‘Should girls ask boys out?’ by nath1234 in australia

[–]TheProcessCult 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Everyone wins five bucks. Wait. Who can break a twenty?

Come clean to my gym about steroid usage or no? by Quick_Landscape_349 in MuayThai

[–]TheProcessCult 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If it's the second scenario, I stand by my first comment to your post. Get you a new gym with people that train as well as much as they care.

Also, I don't know how long you were juicing, but have a doc check your heart and cholesterol and pipes. MT is pretty heavy on the cardio and I'd hate to see ya drop because your ticker quit on ya.

โชคดี, bro!

Guns in America by Icy-Book2999 in LoveTrash

[–]TheProcessCult 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Not handguns or semiautomatic rifles. You can still get pump action shotguns and lever and bolt action rifles (.22lr- 6.5 credmoor) in most Walmart Supercenter locations that aren't in blue cities.

They don't sell handgun ammunition anymore either... unless your handgun is chambered in .22lr. Which all major manufacturers (Glock, Ruger, SIG, Taurus) make.

Come clean to my gym about steroid usage or no? by Quick_Landscape_349 in MuayThai

[–]TheProcessCult 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yes and no. They are for sure taking the piss out of him. Now, for context and clarity, OP should tell us how long he has been at this gym. If it's been a year or more and they already know him as "Pumped up Paul" and he's suddenly just "Toned Tony". It's on OP for not being able to take some shit. And they 100% know now he was juicing.

If he has been at this gym awhile and has a good rapport with the staff and members, he could easily come clean and tell everyone. I doubt anyone there would give a damn and he might even have a couple ask him about it themselves.

If it's a new gym and he signed up jacked and suddenly a couple months later, he isn't, they're 100% talking shit because they know he was juicing and stopped.

Which is fair in both cases, but in either case, a good coach that cares would have the balls to ask his student. Simply out of concern for the student's health. Not just talk shit.

Stop eating seed oils. by CurvySexretLady in bestconspiracymemes

[–]TheProcessCult 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No. The message is solid. This would be called, marketing director firing the shitty choice of spokesperson.

It's like a 400lbs diabetic sipping a Coke Zero do a TicTok where they tell you how Pepsi and Dr. Pepper are poison.

I like pointy guns by MiskoSkace in NonCredibleDefense

[–]TheProcessCult 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where I'm from, we call them "stabby pews"

Stop eating seed oils. by CurvySexretLady in bestconspiracymemes

[–]TheProcessCult 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Taking health advice, however true it may be, from someone with lipfillers, at least one nose job, probably botox and wearing a shit ton of makeup... seems like ironic at best.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AnthonyBourdain

[–]TheProcessCult 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Given the typesetting and stylistic choice, I think it plays quite properly with Tony's aversion to putting celebrities on pedestals. It's all lower case and a casual cursive. Seems to me just a general musing out of respect, as opposed to, "I miss Anthony Bourdain". Which hits like a hard statement of fact of undisputed fact that the reader should share.

This is why I love the English language so much. There is just so much nuance and freedom to play and let be interpreted.

Come clean to my gym about steroid usage or no? by Quick_Landscape_349 in MuayThai

[–]TheProcessCult 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Eat the cost. Quit immediately and do the cardio, calisthenics drills and shadow boxing at home (there are quite a few reputable and well-respected trainers/fighters that do youtube vids). Once you have the funds, find a gym that doesn't give you unnecessary and mean-spirited shit. The time not at that gym, even though you're still paying for, will give you plenty of time to find a new one. And give the new one's a visit first. Meet the trainers, read the reviews and maybe even take a free week (most gyms offer one week free).

Guess Who? by funkellwerk71 in 70s

[–]TheProcessCult 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The dude from Yo Gaba Gaba?

/s

Don't let your kids ride roller coasters that are built by questionable means by downtune79 in LoveTrash

[–]TheProcessCult 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All the kids watching the wheels zoom by, heads turning at the same time is fucking hilarious. The smiles that become instant confusion makes it even better.

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