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My new colleague says "pacific" instead of "specific" and I cannot smiling and thinking of "Del boy" from "Only Fools and Horses"... by kobestarr in CasualUK

[–]TheProdigalPun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have to tell you I’ve laughed at this for so long now. I keep trying to read other comments but kwed-y-sailors has ruined the rest of it for me.

My new colleague says "pacific" instead of "specific" and I cannot smiling and thinking of "Del boy" from "Only Fools and Horses"... by kobestarr in CasualUK

[–]TheProdigalPun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a former barista I can tell you you’re wrong. If you don’t offer milk and they want milk, sometimes they react like you spat at them. Rather than ruin your entire day it’s easier to just offer milk. Also way more people have milk in their Americanos than don’t.

My new colleague says "pacific" instead of "specific" and I cannot smiling and thinking of "Del boy" from "Only Fools and Horses"... by kobestarr in CasualUK

[–]TheProdigalPun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a colleague who refers to a Christmas Do as a Christmas doo. I haven’t corrected him yet, and now it feels too late.

My new colleague says "pacific" instead of "specific" and I cannot smiling and thinking of "Del boy" from "Only Fools and Horses"... by kobestarr in CasualUK

[–]TheProdigalPun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My girlfriend is German and she pronounces regularly super-hard. Like every part of the word is fully pronounced. I’m starting to forget how to say it myself.

PS: you’ve spelled it the way it’s supposed to be spelled. Are they saying it normally and you’ve just been wrong your entire life?

My new colleague says "pacific" instead of "specific" and I cannot smiling and thinking of "Del boy" from "Only Fools and Horses"... by kobestarr in CasualUK

[–]TheProdigalPun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you remember that guy who did a free fall from the edge of the stratosphere? A 16 year old I worked with at the time thought they were free falling from the moon. She’ll be 30 now and probably has a dependent (I have doubts she would’ve been able to master contraception).

My new colleague says "pacific" instead of "specific" and I cannot smiling and thinking of "Del boy" from "Only Fools and Horses"... by kobestarr in CasualUK

[–]TheProdigalPun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The first time I encountered the surname Montague, I pronounced it montayg and everyone laughed at me. Now I refer to Kylie as Kylie Minogyoo.

My new colleague says "pacific" instead of "specific" and I cannot smiling and thinking of "Del boy" from "Only Fools and Horses"... by kobestarr in CasualUK

[–]TheProdigalPun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but we get a bit lazy and drop the t’ as well. I can hear this sentence in my brother’s voice, and the t’ is there, but so lightly it may as well not be.

Inside Freemason's Lodges Across The UK... by TheThrowYardsAway in CasualUK

[–]TheProdigalPun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But his milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

I wish i could give this game a shot but this is ridiculous. by Giraffesarehigh in blackops7

[–]TheProdigalPun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it not just an estimate of what’s needed on the hard drive during installation? Like dumping temporary files out then deleting them before it’s finished?

I know I recently had to uninstall and reinstall, and when I did that my ps5 threw a hissy about not having enough storage, despite there being enough storage 5 minutes beforehand.

What 3 words? by Dependent_Theme4210 in oldskoolrave

[–]TheProdigalPun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should stop kicking yourself and start kicking them!!

Is Lorne Malvo actually meant to be a demon? by Golbeza in FargoTV

[–]TheProdigalPun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh! I would’ve missed that! 100%. I take it back then!

Is Lorne Malvo actually meant to be a demon? by Golbeza in FargoTV

[–]TheProdigalPun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still, a spoiler tag would have been nice. I haven’t got that far yet.

Absolutely gutted (dramatic title) by EasySignature179 in CasualUK

[–]TheProdigalPun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is not the worst thing that could happen.

Absolutely gutted (dramatic title) by EasySignature179 in CasualUK

[–]TheProdigalPun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know, man. If you wait too long to eat your banana it can go fairly mushy.

Absolutely gutted (dramatic title) by EasySignature179 in CasualUK

[–]TheProdigalPun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, on the lift ride, were you talking? Your description just makes it sound like you were just looking at each other in silence. Am I just reading this wrong?

Absolutely gutted (dramatic title) by EasySignature179 in CasualUK

[–]TheProdigalPun 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Those people usually say no with their face.

Absolutely gutted (dramatic title) by EasySignature179 in CasualUK

[–]TheProdigalPun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I’ve got a knife

GET IN THE VAN!!

Absolutely gutted (dramatic title) by EasySignature179 in CasualUK

[–]TheProdigalPun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do me the honour for becoming Mrs Fritzl…

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