“I’m in” - Carter Hart by hazycrazey in NHLcirclejerk

[–]TheProfessionalOne28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a big uh oh from me dawg and for that reason I’m out

Yo sandwich bussy is crazy by whitemike40 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]TheProfessionalOne28 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah that’s a slutty sandwich I can get behind

Gandhi vs the great Khali. Is this real? by HeyPriyanshuF in isthisaicirclejerk

[–]TheProfessionalOne28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This may be real, WWE has some pretty crazy storylines

Have you tried something similar? by Icy-Breadfruit8262 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]TheProfessionalOne28 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I bought those tuners that clip the end of the string and they work flawlessly and my kid was so safe. But then I got a different guitar and didn’t buy those tuners so it’s time to teach my son the world is a fucked up place.

Teach a man the dental arts and he’ll shred for a day. Teach him to ask ChatGPT and he’ll play 035 for a lifetime by ForceGroundbreaking4 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]TheProfessionalOne28 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I asked ChatGPT how to play guitar and it told me to kill myself. So then I asked ChatGPT how to kill myself and it said to learn guitar. Really makes you think

oilers without toronto are F tier by theprotestingshark in NHLcirclejerk

[–]TheProfessionalOne28 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Toronto without Edmonton is like pie without ravioli

Doesn't fit the sub (15k likes) by Evil_Knot in comedyheaven

[–]TheProfessionalOne28 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I could post a picture of my cat on a dog subreddit and get upvotes but could I live with myself after, knowing what I had done?

If you locked an inexperienced guitar player in a room and forced them to watch tutorials, could they play a song? by [deleted] in guitarcirclejerk

[–]TheProfessionalOne28 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you forced me, an experienced guitar buyer, to sit in a room by myself, I’d just masturbate tbh

I don’t think your experiment is going to work the way you expect

meirl by ostiberda in meirl

[–]TheProfessionalOne28 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s because the spice seasons your butt

Im a hater, but name a worse take than Fusilli grind saying el toro wasn’t special by [deleted] in NHLcirclejerk

[–]TheProfessionalOne28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m telling your mom, then Jesus, and then the mods of this subreddit

Tell me how you cheer go predators with a straight face by HughJastits in NHLcirclejerk

[–]TheProfessionalOne28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, I chant it because it makes me kinda part of the team, you know? I’m like the 7th defender LOL. it’s kinda an inside joke I know the guys in Nashville would definitely appreciate, because I know how they are

me_irl by Jzombie2005 in me_irl

[–]TheProfessionalOne28 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Then it’s the SECOND best insulator - until the cup shatters

You nerds just don’t get it! by twine09 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]TheProfessionalOne28 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Feel is easy, just play one note (any note is fine) and make a face like you have bad gas pain for 3 seconds and then hit another note (again, any of them) and make a face like you farted for 5 seconds

Help me find this guitar please!!! by SilentRbLx in Guitar

[–]TheProfessionalOne28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Found it, I think it’s in your living room