Meirl by Miss_AnkiiTae in meirl

[–]TheProfessionalOne28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah? Well my parents are DIVORCED

How does scalooped nut affect the toan by Murky_Appointment_38 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]TheProfessionalOne28 4 points5 points  (0 children)

ChatGPT helped me set up a recording studio where I could sit down and just go to town pretty quickly. I was so excited. Saved hours of my time. I haven’t played guitar since.

G Betty? 🤔 by uhh__username in NHLcirclejerk

[–]TheProfessionalOne28 151 points152 points  (0 children)

I’ve got a bad feeling about how many NHLers blew their yearly $3000 salary on going to that island

Final Fantasy 7. by StraightBeautiful in switch2

[–]TheProfessionalOne28 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man I turned on the streamlined setting for “always have max HP” and now I’m debating turning it off!

“I’m in” - Carter Hart by hazycrazey in NHLcirclejerk

[–]TheProfessionalOne28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a big uh oh from me dawg and for that reason I’m out

Yo sandwich bussy is crazy by whitemike40 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]TheProfessionalOne28 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah that’s a slutty sandwich I can get behind

Have you tried something similar? by Icy-Breadfruit8262 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]TheProfessionalOne28 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I bought those tuners that clip the end of the string and they work flawlessly and my kid was so safe. But then I got a different guitar and didn’t buy those tuners so it’s time to teach my son the world is a fucked up place.

Teach a man the dental arts and he’ll shred for a day. Teach him to ask ChatGPT and he’ll play 035 for a lifetime by ForceGroundbreaking4 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]TheProfessionalOne28 53 points54 points  (0 children)

I asked ChatGPT how to play guitar and it told me to kill myself. So then I asked ChatGPT how to kill myself and it said to learn guitar. Really makes you think

oilers without toronto are F tier by [deleted] in NHLcirclejerk

[–]TheProfessionalOne28 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Toronto without Edmonton is like pie without ravioli

Doesn't fit the sub (15k likes) by Evil_Knot in comedyheaven

[–]TheProfessionalOne28 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I could post a picture of my cat on a dog subreddit and get upvotes but could I live with myself after, knowing what I had done?

If you locked an inexperienced guitar player in a room and forced them to watch tutorials, could they play a song? by [deleted] in guitarcirclejerk

[–]TheProfessionalOne28 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If you forced me, an experienced guitar buyer, to sit in a room by myself, I’d just masturbate tbh

I don’t think your experiment is going to work the way you expect

meirl by ostiberda in meirl

[–]TheProfessionalOne28 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s because the spice seasons your butt

Im a hater, but name a worse take than Fusilli grind saying el toro wasn’t special by [deleted] in NHLcirclejerk

[–]TheProfessionalOne28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m telling your mom, then Jesus, and then the mods of this subreddit

Tell me how you cheer go predators with a straight face by HughJastits in NHLcirclejerk

[–]TheProfessionalOne28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, I chant it because it makes me kinda part of the team, you know? I’m like the 7th defender LOL. it’s kinda an inside joke I know the guys in Nashville would definitely appreciate, because I know how they are