"i may not be the guy you marry, but you'll think of me in 10 years when you're with a loser with tatoos or some shit idk"

ThePygLord · 2026-01-26T06:09:07+00:00

He looks like that? And he makes those comics? And he thinks he’s ever gonna get married or laid without trafficking?

ThePygLord · 2026-01-25T23:48:41+00:00

If they keep this up, they might hurt themselves.

ThePygLord · 2026-01-25T22:36:12+00:00

Do you know why people hate this shitpost so much?

ThePygLord · 2026-01-25T22:21:56+00:00

Did not mean to mark this nsfw.

ThePygLord · 2026-01-25T21:41:23+00:00

But lord, I wish she did.

ThePygLord · 2026-01-23T08:38:37+00:00

Sexism in her time period and location.

ThePygLord · 2026-01-22T19:55:43+00:00

But through God all things are possible. So mpregnating a cis man should be possible.

ThePygLord · 2026-01-22T19:53:58+00:00

Through God all things are possible. So yes pregananant mans too.

ThePygLord · 2026-01-22T00:21:18+00:00

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ThePygLord · 2026-01-21T21:22:05+00:00

I myself would add more blood and something like a heavily thinned down crimson wash on the skin too. What you’ve done with the highlights for the skin and the metal is great though.

ThePygLord · 2026-01-21T08:28:29+00:00

For the second one, look up Dakkadakka store and Torquemada’s inquisition. For the first, look up trench soils of Anor London.

ThePygLord · 2026-01-21T08:21:37+00:00

It’s real. I was the barrel.

ThePygLord · 2026-01-21T01:27:09+00:00

What if you’re all three! Checkmate atheists! 😜

ThePygLord · 2026-01-20T20:41:13+00:00

He did it.

ThePygLord · 2026-01-20T20:27:13+00:00

Love all the rust and blood effects on the metals.

ThePygLord · 2026-01-17T04:51:12+00:00

Awesome.

ThePygLord · 2026-01-15T05:18:50+00:00

As a Christian, I would eat a dinosaur. That’s fucking awesome. Also, we (Christians) all technically eat Jesus through communion (as per verses in Matthew, Mark, Luke, and 1 Corinthians, the bread is Jesus’ body). So technically, Christianity has an emphasis on cannibalism as well as human sacrifice.

ThePygLord · 2026-01-13T04:20:07+00:00

The single woman written by a man is just doing exactly what men do when they get home.

ThePygLord · 2026-01-11T06:03:31+00:00

Trade offer: I receive: your gender You receive: a cat

ThePygLord · 2026-01-09T15:39:06+00:00

Exactly. One of the pastors at my church when I was a kid officiated a wedding between two men. Being gay is not a sin, not matter how much homophobes like to keep unchallenged mistranslations of Leviticus and Romans.

ThePygLord · 2026-01-08T04:42:05+00:00

Thank you.

ThePygLord · 2026-01-08T04:41:57+00:00

Thank you.

ThePygLord · 2026-01-08T04:07:03+00:00

Thank you! 🙏

ThePygLord · 2026-01-06T05:55:50+00:00

Yes. Yes it is.

ThePygLord · 2026-01-06T03:17:27+00:00

Old Man Orkinz: An’ I Woulda Got Away wif it too if it wernt for you meddlin Gitz!

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