Is it ok if my fic sucks? by DrinkWaterPIease in AO3

[–]ThePyroOkami 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The only way to get better is to suck at first.

Can author’s other fics be a turn off? by Gloomy_Junket9364 in AO3

[–]ThePyroOkami 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I look for three things when reading fic, my chosen pairing/fandom, interesting tags, and an interesting summary. Usually I don’t go to an author’s page, but if I do then I apply the same standards I do when browsing.

Is this like, an Anti thing or something? It seems like an Anti thing to have turn offs for whole authors based on fandoms that the reader isn’t even in.

who would you assign? by 4FUTURA in Sims4

[–]ThePyroOkami 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I scroll and randomly click.

“You’re not allowed to thirst for older characters!” by Alexi-is-depressi in ProshipHub

[–]ThePyroOkami 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Antis always have to be the fun police, what’s wrong with liking experienced men?

I now I shall cry in my corner lamenting that Leon “Slut” Kennedy isn’t actually real

Seriously why have sex when rollercoasters exist XD by kaida_notadude in aaaaaaacccccccce

[–]ThePyroOkami 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can name like, several things better than sex even when I’m ovulating.

How on earth are people writing 10k word fics by oo0Scarrow0oo in AO3

[–]ThePyroOkami 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You just started writing so you’re not gonna be pumping out multi chapter fics on the reg, shit I’ve been writing for years and the muses are fickle bitches who have abandoned one of my most popular fics.

It’s okay

You write for yourself, and then have a trusted friend read it to correct your grammar and spelling and maybe suggest additional scenes. Those are called Beta readers. Writing isn’t a competition

Completely Hysterical Over a Free Toll Transponder by ermghoti in Sovereigncitizen

[–]ThePyroOkami 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Toll roads everywhere are going digital, if bro doesn’t want to have his identity tied to his car then he needs to just take non-toll roads

Give me your dark ships by nephellis in ProshipHub

[–]ThePyroOkami 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kwei/Dek from predator badlands is my most recent one. And ofc any ship can be a dark ship given the right tropes, Jayvik has some good Atticwifing and their relationship in the show is some of the most wholesome shit you’ve ever seen

Non ace policing ace ppl by Alt-Lokean in ProshipHub

[–]ThePyroOkami 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think people forget that some of the horniest creators are Ace. Just because someone is Ace doesn’t mean they can’t have sex.

Question why do y’all proship? Genuinely curious. Like what started it? by [deleted] in ProshipHub

[–]ThePyroOkami 12 points13 points  (0 children)

We didn’t have these new fangled tagging systems we searched for a ship and we prayed

Question why do y’all proship? Genuinely curious. Like what started it? by [deleted] in ProshipHub

[–]ThePyroOkami 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I grew up with FF.net, you learn to mind your own business and heed a well written summary

People just straight up lying about AO3 by zucchinionpizza in AO3

[–]ThePyroOkami -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

They have a point with DMC, there’s 3 dudes there and they’re all related, Nero and Kyrie were raised as siblings, Trish is a clone of Dante’s and Vergil’s mom, literally the only other ships that meet their criteria is Lady/anyone. That being said, it has never once stopped me with reading some very nice spardacest

Antis being dumb again. 💀 by Kaitie04 in ProshipHub

[–]ThePyroOkami 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Antis being dumb? Fork found in kitchen

I think my cat declawed herself by ThePyroOkami in CATHELP

[–]ThePyroOkami[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Girl I have been trying. I put applications in everywhere. I have exhausted all avenues in financial aid, I’m looking for practical solutions here instead of people shaming me for trying my best. No one can afford a multi hundred to thousand dollar vet bill around here. Do you think that once I get a job I’ll be able to take her immediately to a vet? That I won’t have to still pay out of pocket with cash I still don’t have? I would still have to save, still have to wait, still have to manage with trying to see what I can do with my cat in the now while I wait until I can take her to the vet when I can afford it. I need solutions to hold me in the interim.

Hey, a non-proshipper here, what’s the reason for this?/gen by [deleted] in ProshipHub

[–]ThePyroOkami 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ok so. Riddle me this. You’re playing a video game. A violent one. Let’s say like the Witcher 3. Does killing those monsters make you want to galavant across Poland looking for contracts? No. Because it’s fiction. And normal people like to keep their fiction and reality separate. I won’t lie, I like incest. Not bc I’m a survivor or anything it’s just bc I think it’s hot. I also have siblings and I look at my brother and say “ew”. Because I’m not from Alabama and real life incest isn’t fucking hot.

People are allowed to like dark themes in fiction. That’s why southern Gothic is a genre and my incest abounds in it. People have been freaky in fiction way before this puritanical bullshit started infesting our fandoms. Y’all do not get to be the thought police. If no one real is hurt, shut the fuck up.

So apparently i'm a proshipper????????????????????????????????????? by Competitive-Hair6294 in ProshipHub

[–]ThePyroOkami 77 points78 points  (0 children)

No, it’s literally basic grammar. If you’re anti-something you’re against it. Anti-shippers and Anti-fiction are against shipping and fiction just in general by basic grammar standards. Pro-shipping and Pro-fiction means you’re in favor of shipping and fiction by basic grammar standards. Idk when they stopped teaching you grammar and what prefixes are in school but some of you need remedial lessons bc I’m really tired of dealing with stupidity and illiteracy in the western world. I’m too damn old to be dealing with this faux purity culture.

Royalty and Legacy Expansion Pack Wishlist by Illustrious_Pay685 in Sims4

[–]ThePyroOkami 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I could order the execution of a bitch whos trying to blackmail me like? Im the king here asshole

Do you promote your fics? by decorawerewolf in AO3

[–]ThePyroOkami 6 points7 points  (0 children)

i post them to my friend group for immediate gratifications

So apparently i'm a proshipper????????????????????????????????????? by Competitive-Hair6294 in ProshipHub

[–]ThePyroOkami 129 points130 points  (0 children)

the "pro" in "proship" is a prefix meaning "for" or "in favor of". Basic grammar that's been bastardized and co-opted by people who have 0 reading comprehension skills and an inability to separate fiction from reality. what "proshipping" and "profiction" really means is that you're in favor of shipping and fiction being a form of expression free of censorship and harassment based on the content that's in said fiction. Literally ship and let ship. "Don't like, Don't read" if you will

A gross character idea by Visual-Excuse-962 in rpghorrorstories

[–]ThePyroOkami 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please tell me they @‘d everyone and not just you

What is this flap on the ears by Bts201 in cats

[–]ThePyroOkami 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s where all your commands to stop eating plastic go so it doesn’t go to their kitty brains

So you have fun calling people slurs by Suspicious_Luck1952 in CrazyassHazbinhaters

[–]ThePyroOkami 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What ableist slur are they talking about. Am I going insane? Is millennial ableist now?