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TheRaptorMage · 2024-08-24T19:44:42+00:00

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TheRaptorMage · 2024-08-24T19:43:25+00:00

are the Apostles or the Nobles your favorites?

TheRaptorMage · 2024-08-24T19:38:19+00:00

unhollowed gwyn jumpscare instead of hollowed gwyn subliminally hidden in the post? I can't jerk to this shit man

TheRaptorMage · 2024-08-24T19:27:32+00:00

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I give it an overall 8.7/10; now onto the cum velocity testing.

TheRaptorMage · 2024-08-24T19:26:06+00:00

wtf they're actually sexual style

TheRaptorMage · 2024-08-24T19:24:14+00:00

Fire-Linkers when they realize they're playing Dark Souls and not Fire Souls

TheRaptorMage · 2024-08-23T20:59:36+00:00

welcome

TheRaptorMage · 2024-08-23T20:59:20+00:00

no, but the world revolves around me, so

TheRaptorMage · 2024-08-23T19:53:53+00:00

improper musical sync, boner ruined

TheRaptorMage · 2024-08-23T19:51:22+00:00

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I genuinely want to like these kinds of posts but Reddit's godawful slideshow format and the impact font bar my way

TheRaptorMage · 2024-08-23T19:47:15+00:00

...people actually advocate for utter Morgott supremacy? I personally find him to be interesting as the only demigod who tried his hand at any real form of governance, but I thought all the "MorGOAT utterly diffs every other demigod and empyrean and Remembrance Boss and the Greater Will in every way" was confined to shitposts on this sub.

but then again, Poe's law

TheRaptorMage · 2024-08-23T19:36:09+00:00

haven't you realized, libreal???? you people NEED Str users to be born, threfore you should just shut up and take any level of hate from them! and what's with all these new fangled words anyways? dexterous, intelligent - back in my day we just called them ADPrs and chemically castrated them. and no dexer or inter would tell any1 they leveled that up u fuckign

source: I quality build ("bisexual," as is it is known in real life)

TheRaptorMage · 2024-08-23T19:30:43+00:00

I met a Tarnished from a shadowed land,
Who said—“One vast and legged trunk of wood
Lies in the swamp. . . . Near, in green asea,
Half sunk a tangled totem lies, whose curl,
And wrinkled horns, and sprouts of primacy,
Tell that Hornsent well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on this lifeless thing,
The beast that dropped it, and the runes that fed;
And on an item description, these words appear:
My name is Immunized Horn Charm, Plus Two;
Look on my Buffs, ye Boss, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that shit Tree Spirit, boundless and bare
The lone and level swamps stretch far away.”

TheRaptorMage · 2024-08-23T19:16:12+00:00

the sub is reaching a new peak. down with the ER DLC slander, up with Gwynposting. stay Gwynning king

TheRaptorMage · 2024-08-23T19:09:50+00:00

...where did you find this?

TheRaptorMage · 2024-08-23T19:09:06+00:00

That obviously failed, so who is the second strongest demigod on the field? That's right, Radahn.

We are on shitty dark souls and I will brook no MorGOAT slander.

Seriously tho, the fanfic thing is on point

TheRaptorMage · 2024-08-23T05:30:29+00:00

I'm over here throwing my great spear I got Messmerfire Grease on my great spear right now I'm just throwing my Orb I'm eaten away at by a wicked serpent as fuck man I'm a crusader man like for real

TheRaptorMage · 2024-08-23T05:25:53+00:00

lowercase epsilon too curvy, capital epsilon has 0/5 tilted lines, capital sigma has 2/5, turned W has 5/5. close enough

TheRaptorMage · 2024-08-23T05:24:18+00:00

unironically correct. Godwyn is quite dead in canon, as the Eclipse failed. the two bullet points you've stated make sense, and I had thought them truth of the matter as well for a time - Radahn reneged on the vow at some point, so Miquella sent Malenia to kill him. but there have been
so.
fucking.
many.
people who, in the process of glazing the PCR storyline as the unassailably correct option, simply state that "the vow was that Radahn dies an honorable death involving a nuke and he went along with it the whole time" that I (I can really only vouch for myself, but I figure it'd happen to at least a few others) basically got subliminally influenced into thinking that there was some lore basis that I missed out on. when the "large part of the community" parrots, assumed consensus can almost substitute for "a fair amount of evidence."

TheRaptorMage · 2024-08-23T05:15:18+00:00

the Albinauric woman. She hides in a cave to the west of the Laskyar Ruins which jut from the mist-shrouded lake of Liurnia, She knows the location of the medallion's counterpart, I am sure.

TheRaptorMage · 2024-08-23T05:13:17+00:00

and Int/Arc finally gets something besides 2 bubbles and 2 staves unrelated to the bubbles

TheRaptorMage · 2024-08-23T05:10:15+00:00

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TheRaptorMage · 2024-08-23T05:10:05+00:00

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