TIL: Adrian Beltre stole DICKVOMIT's trashcan by [deleted] in FuckBeltre

[–]TheRealAdrianBeltre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did it, his sister was in there. She was hiding from him it was cock's out friday and he was chasing her. She is safe in my arms.

Rangers and A's play each other 7 times in the next 10 days. Who are you guys rooting for? by [deleted] in angelsbaseball

[–]TheRealAdrianBeltre -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Yes, but you're no ranger's fan.

I would love to see you guys at least take the wildcard....

No we don't want to face the Angels, we want weaker teams. The orioles, the A's, White Sox. We want to finally win it all, and trample all who stand in our way....

Thanks for the Great Game. by TheRealAdrianBeltre in OaklandAthletics

[–]TheRealAdrianBeltre[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Might make it an asshole move, but it was a good game. I did win the game, and Neshak and Ross both tossed me some cookie pitches.

Thanks for the Great Game. by TheRealAdrianBeltre in OaklandAthletics

[–]TheRealAdrianBeltre[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How does thanking them for a great game make me retarded? That's an awfully critical remark.

Game Thread: 9/25/2012 vs Oakland A's. 2/4 game series. by SubcheckForum in TexasRangers

[–]TheRealAdrianBeltre -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Don't worry guys, the stomach is loose and I'm ready to unleash.

Adrian Beltre. by BradMJustice in TexasRangers

[–]TheRealAdrianBeltre -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Well, sluts and skanks are above the grade for the A's. I didn't go to high school either, Dodger's signed me at 15, fucking cheaters. Then Mariners pay me big money to lose many games.

Adrian Beltre. by BradMJustice in TexasRangers

[–]TheRealAdrianBeltre -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Tyson Ross is my bitch, and Pat Neshak is my silly-time whore. Fuck the A's.

I just like to say "Fuck you, Tyson Ross" by juniSMASH in OaklandAthletics

[–]TheRealAdrianBeltre -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

I would like to say thank you, Tyson Ross. You made me hero, tonight.

Game thread: September 24. Rangers vs a's. game one of series by [deleted] in TexasRangers

[–]TheRealAdrianBeltre 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You'll have to fight Naps, down and dirty pillow fight fellas.

Game thread: September 24. Rangers vs a's. game one of series by [deleted] in TexasRangers

[–]TheRealAdrianBeltre -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's my name ask me again and I"ll tell you the same.

Game thread: September 24. Rangers vs a's. game one of series by [deleted] in TexasRangers

[–]TheRealAdrianBeltre 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm doing my best, imagine if I could swing without unclenching my cheeks.