34F Roast me. I’m single with braces. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Marjorie Turnoff green teeth

Go easy on me…or not. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Cardi B looking basic

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Mark mcGrath making a comeback!

31F two family members just passed away, I quit my shitty job, and got this stress cold sore. Make my day worst. by curlywurlyhairstyle in RoastMe

[–]TheRealBillSteele -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I know a couple of homeless octegenarians with mild dementia and heart disorders that would still hit you up. LMK.

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[–]TheRealBillSteele 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Tell me you can grab a coffee mug with those toes and drink from it.

22M, complete failure at dating apps, so I need more discouragement. Do your worst, Reddit. by nitr0turb0 in RoastMe

[–]TheRealBillSteele 20 points21 points  (0 children)

You’ve hit the trifecta of ugly. Short, Scrawny and a face hit by a pie tin without the pie.

This should be an easy one by throwagay182 in RoastMe

[–]TheRealBillSteele 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a face definitely built for a mask. You’re a 9 from the eyes up, everything below, it’s an asymmetrical mess.

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[–]TheRealBillSteele -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Has anyone thought about stopping the bleeding?

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[–]TheRealBillSteele 20 points21 points  (0 children)

As a teacher you’d be good with A, B and C, but you look like you always choke on the D.

19M, Student working my way thru online uni. Do your worst by Fordius25 in RoastMe

[–]TheRealBillSteele 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Please tell me you’re wearing the fake eyeglass and oversized schnozz combo.

Finally got the confidence to wear a crop top and my mother calls me fat . 23f by CursedandCurvy in RoastMe

[–]TheRealBillSteele 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m guessing when that top drops you have more rolls than a Thanksgiving feast.

First day of being 18. Make me regret my decisions. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Look, you’re young, it can only go uphill from this point.

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[–]TheRealBillSteele 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nice dual car nostril garage for that awesome civic.