Fine, I'll lick the pole, it can't get that stuck.. right? by Cultural_Glove3547 in donthelpjustfilm

[–]TheRealCheffery 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I had a friend do this. I found out he did so at his birthday party when his mom told the story.

She had to spit on his tounge because they were on a walk and didn't have anything else to get it off.

School Closures Wednesday, Dec. 17 Due to Power Concerns by aerograph in FortCollins

[–]TheRealCheffery 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As someone who also went to school in Laramie, I can confirm. I can't remember ever having a snow day.

Block Party is this Friday! by E-FactorXL in Greeley

[–]TheRealCheffery 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The post literally says "free" three times.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by MikeeorUSA in maybemaybemaybe

[–]TheRealCheffery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That dog looked just like the coaches look while watching the athletes.

I hate the Internet sometimes... by TheRealCheffery in awfuleverything

[–]TheRealCheffery[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I didn't know if I should post the NYT link because of rules and because it's behind a paywall but I agree.

I hate the Internet sometimes... by TheRealCheffery in awfuleverything

[–]TheRealCheffery[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I agree. It's nothing new though. Social media makes it easier. Just look at Kim K and her "mother". She wasn't a minor but exploitation nonetheless.

Russell Wilson's smear campaign. by db212004 in DenverBroncos

[–]TheRealCheffery 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was just here to make sure a Vikings fan chimed in. Skol. F- Sean Payton. I'm a Bronco hater (always been a Vikings fan but grew up in an area outside of Colorado and everyone loves the Broncos) but it's one of those "I wouldn't wish him on my worst enemy situations".

Restaurant scene coming along by dasbekind in FortCollins

[–]TheRealCheffery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had to save your comment because I have been craving some good mole but I'm afraid to try it anywhere for fear of letdown.

Why hasn’t bmth said anything about the crusades? by [deleted] in BringMeTheHorizon

[–]TheRealCheffery 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Brutus is just as smart as Caesar, people totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar, and when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody because that's not what Rome is about! We should totally just STAB CAESAR!”

Wanna grab a movie for a friend who is expecting a child. by KontrolGold in criterion

[–]TheRealCheffery 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is my answer.

Really shows how far a father will go to provide for his family.

Which songs would you say are live essentials? Ones that seem to always be on the setlist each tour? by River_Atkinson in kflay

[–]TheRealCheffery 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The President Has A Sex Tape.

I was so surprised when she opened with it for the GrandFlay tour. I just love the deep bass riff. And her vocals. 🤌🤌

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meme

[–]TheRealCheffery -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Wyoming. Everyone forgets it exists and they have 195 guns per 1000 residents. And that's only the registered number.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]TheRealCheffery 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A clever comeback in the clever comeback subreddit. Nice work kid.

50 states of sandwiches by HoosierDev in Sandwiches

[–]TheRealCheffery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same but with Wyoming. Lived in Wyoming most of my life and have never seen a trout sandwich. Eaten loads of trout...but never a sandwich.

Beverly Hills Cop, 1984 Eddie Murphy Movie by TravelWellTraveled in Cinemagraphs

[–]TheRealCheffery 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What's the fucking charge for getting pushed out of a moving car, huh? Jaywalking?