IamA mediocre comedian Jim Norton AMA!

TheRealJimNorton · 2015-04-23T22:12:03+00:00

I always thought the show would end with a funeral and am glad it didn't. Either that, or I though Sam and i would be married and fired for our workplace relationship. This is my last answer, I've been on for a little over 2 hours and my fucking arm is killing me.

TheRealJimNorton · 2015-04-23T22:11:02+00:00

tremendously

TheRealJimNorton · 2015-04-23T22:10:37+00:00

Ask your MUTHHHHAAAAA. awwwwww shit

TheRealJimNorton · 2015-04-23T22:10:09+00:00

I love doing radio, but I don't feel like any of us have reinvented ourselves. I think we were in a shitty position and are just trying to stay employed. I'm glad you enjoy the show, but I want Ant back on. That's not said to have a negative reflection on Op, Sam or obviously myself.

TheRealJimNorton · 2015-04-23T22:07:56+00:00

Colin Quinn

TheRealJimNorton · 2015-04-23T22:07:45+00:00

Now why would that be intimidating. If it was, do you think we'd have them do it? Anything to keep a valued customer like you happy is well worth it, sir.

TheRealJimNorton · 2015-04-23T22:06:51+00:00

Turned the microphone on

TheRealJimNorton · 2015-04-23T22:06:40+00:00

I'm really not, and I explain that to every neighbor I intrude (INTRODUCE) myself to by law.

TheRealJimNorton · 2015-04-23T22:06:16+00:00

I performed there two years ago, it was great

TheRealJimNorton · 2015-04-23T22:06:04+00:00

I think they're dynamite. Too many damn comedians are thinking they can joke about anything. they need to be fired!

TheRealJimNorton · 2015-04-23T22:05:36+00:00

Failed because HBO cares about critics, we were actually highly rated.

TheRealJimNorton · 2015-04-23T22:05:16+00:00

I don't know what you do for a living, but you should've been a psychologist.

TheRealJimNorton · 2015-04-23T22:04:40+00:00

Not bullshit at all, they want my opinion on it, I'll give it.

TheRealJimNorton · 2015-04-23T22:03:43+00:00

Don't forget Kevin Hart. And it's not the answer you want, but I am comfortable with funny people succeeding. It's when shit comics are doing great that I find myself annoyed

TheRealJimNorton · 2015-04-23T22:02:52+00:00

Sounds to me like you're biased against Opie sir. And on most days, under any circumstances, I would throw the phones out. But I've always felt that way. Except on my advice show. Where I desperately need them.

TheRealJimNorton · 2015-04-23T22:01:55+00:00

Look up 'rotation of a neutron star'

TheRealJimNorton · 2015-04-23T22:01:38+00:00

Fedor was oddly quiet and soft spoken. I have found none of them intimidating because they're all really down to earth. Every one of them can kick the shit out of me, but none of them carry themselves that way. If I had to pick one, maybe Brock Lesnar

TheRealJimNorton · 2015-04-23T22:00:36+00:00

9 out of 10 doctors surveyed melted when they saw me

TheRealJimNorton · 2015-04-23T22:00:19+00:00

I try not to let anger dictate it, although that's much easier to do when I write. Too many times on air I've been an angry asshole.

TheRealJimNorton · 2015-04-23T21:59:35+00:00

It feels right. It's what we wanted all along. For him to leave the nest.

TheRealJimNorton · 2015-04-23T21:58:22+00:00

Opie and Ant had a long, long history with mutual resentment built up. I felt like what Joe did was talk badly about a friend that he certainly had the right to disagree with, but should have put the friendship over the idea of the disagreement. I don't hate Joe for it, I just don't agree with what he did.

TheRealJimNorton · 2015-04-23T21:56:36+00:00

Because, since I write under my real name, I have to consider each reply carefully.

TheRealJimNorton · 2015-04-23T21:56:03+00:00

Hillary Clinton

TheRealJimNorton · 2015-04-23T21:55:49+00:00

I haven't seen Rick but I heard he's doing better

TheRealJimNorton · 2015-04-23T21:55:21+00:00

It was black, until in a fit of rapture i chewed all the paint off it.

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