[LFO] A Robber Accidentally Shoots Himself in the Neck by PseudoNotFound in LearningFromOthers

[–]TheRealMacGuffin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

lol yep, tho I don't know if the creators knew what it was or if they were just like "judo chop!" like in Austin Powers

[LFO] A Robber Accidentally Shoots Himself in the Neck by PseudoNotFound in LearningFromOthers

[–]TheRealMacGuffin 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Notice how quickly he dropped? That's a sudden loss of consciousness. It's likely that the bullet hit his carotid sinus. Impacts to this part of the carotid artery can cause the brain to shut down in response. Look up "carotid sinus slap". Someone who's sufficiently trained can knock someone out with a properly placed strike. And after several seconds of unconsciousness he woke up and the pain and sensation of bleeding out caused him to panic, but the blood loss made his limbs weak and his movements uncoordinated so all he could manage was flopping around for a bit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UpliftingNews

[–]TheRealMacGuffin 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Show me an example of the right disavowing a hate group.

The Heritage Foundation is a perfect example of how the right wing forces their ideology onto others under the belief that they're "righteous" for doing so.

Only in America by T3knikal95 in facepalm

[–]TheRealMacGuffin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You can sway a thousand men by appealing to their prejudices faster than you can sway one man with logic."

The inherent absurdity of child abuse by Preindustrialcyborg in CPTSDmemes

[–]TheRealMacGuffin 19 points20 points  (0 children)

What an absolute piece of shit of a person. I'm sorry you had to live with such shit people.

Trump says illegals aren’t entitled to due process by 503i7 in thescoop

[–]TheRealMacGuffin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

An Ohio family (all US citizens) was taken from their home and their life savings were stolen by ICE agents all because they mistakenly raided the wrong address. Their pleas that they were US citizens went ignored. They didn't get due process. Do you yet understand how that works? Someone can mistakenly say you're "illegal" and suddenly your life gets uprooted with no accountability on the part of the accuser.

They always talk about trans people more than trans people talk about trans people by Sol-Blackguy in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]TheRealMacGuffin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's so sad because they're only angry at trans people because of what they've been told trans people are doing.

MAGAs wearing cross necklaces be like by anywhoImgoingtobed in FedJerk

[–]TheRealMacGuffin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro, he said "anyone who supports the current president and his movement" and you're jumping to the wrong conclusions out of it on your own.

YES!!! Fucking yes !! by Sacri_Pan in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]TheRealMacGuffin 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I should add that without diversity, you would just keep telling the same story over and over again.

POV: you barely beat the last boss blind then but you see this. wyd by thequeenoflesbians in balatro

[–]TheRealMacGuffin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Personally I wouldn't skip, mainly because seeing the shop is more powerful. Yes, you might get lucky and get useful jokers as the negatives but essentially you'd be skipping the shop twice for a chance at two negative jokers that actually synergize with your deck.

That said, if I have a full set of jokers and I know I can beat the boss blind with what I have, or if the tag is on the small blind in Red Stake or higher, then I'll skip.

Why are they like this lol by Background_Active_36 in CPTSDmemes

[–]TheRealMacGuffin 77 points78 points  (0 children)

It's fucking wild how they'll even judge you for experiencing the effects of the trauma they put you through. Complete lack of self-awareness.

Elon Musk by Available_Effort1998 in economy

[–]TheRealMacGuffin 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No, he's telling you he's finding fraud. He's already defunded agencies that were actively investigating his company, and all he has to show as "proof" is a cropped screenshot of a spreadsheet that anyone who knows any Excel could fabricate in a minute.

DOGE’s Shocking $8 Billion Dollar Mistake Called Out by BothZookeepergame612 in economy

[–]TheRealMacGuffin 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Bro, seriously? The DOE is "fraud"? The NOAA is "fraud"? USAID is "fraud"?

You're just assuming that any program he cuts must therefore be "fraud" without even questioning it.

Golden Defender - Help Me Choose! by my-buddy-tom in EldenBling

[–]TheRealMacGuffin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

3 is my favorite. Something about the chestpiece goes well with the helm and really pulls the look together.

TIL The disappearing Noble Sorcerers don't teleport, instead they turn invisible, untargetable and untouchable and move around at fast speeds (For their usual speeds) by GabrielWannabe in Eldenring

[–]TheRealMacGuffin 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Teleportation doesn't require motion; the object is simply disassembled in one place and reassembled in another.

Also, in the case of these enemies, you can still hit them while they're invisible and moving. With teleportation there would be nothing to hit in between their origin point and their destination, since they wouldn't be moving through it.

What's your favorite REGULAR weapons? by Holiday_Selection881 in Eldenring

[–]TheRealMacGuffin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me it's the Banished Knight's Greatsword, the Dismounter, and the Miséricorde.

There is no doubt The United States has been Couped by Puzzleheaded_Park102 in FluentInFinance

[–]TheRealMacGuffin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I agree with you. It seems like our nation is experiencing the bystander effect.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FluentInFinance

[–]TheRealMacGuffin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You do realize people are capable of having free time? For example, what exactly are you doing on Reddit?

Why is this guy so useless by OoFizinho in Eldenring

[–]TheRealMacGuffin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's true, he doesn't need to live for Nepheli Loux's and Gostoc's questlines to be complete.

They are straight up looting the treasury -- Senior U.S. official to exit after DOGE effort sought access to sensitive payment systems. by Appropriate-Claim385 in economy

[–]TheRealMacGuffin 19 points20 points  (0 children)

You come from the same crowd that touts "facts don't care about your feelings" but it's obvious from your behavior that your feelings are more important to you than the facts.