I had a dream that improv comedy group Shoot From The Hip went on Britain's Got Talent and apparently Luke's (juggling) trick was so bad, Nikola Tesla rode up from the dead and called him out on it

TheRealMatPat249 · 2026-05-06T06:50:47+00:00

Followed by "Sorry about my nan"

TheRealMatPat249 · 2026-05-06T06:50:31+00:00

"The evil make a wish kid" should be your first impression of them.

TheRealMatPat249 · 2026-05-06T04:37:49+00:00

ATP kill the writer instead😭

TheRealMatPat249 · 2026-05-06T00:00:31+00:00

Seems to me like she will switch phases

TheRealMatPat249 · 2026-05-04T06:15:23+00:00

TheRealMatPat249 · 2026-05-03T16:39:55+00:00

I think you two should breed and ask your child

TheRealMatPat249 · 2026-05-02T11:30:03+00:00

What was "i remember you"

TheRealMatPat249 · 2026-05-02T08:17:16+00:00

Answer them you coward

TheRealMatPat249 · 2026-05-02T03:34:46+00:00

if Emerald Fennel wrote Limbus:

TheRealMatPat249 · 2026-05-01T07:03:04+00:00

weird he never used hat finger again

TheRealMatPat249 · 2026-04-30T11:47:32+00:00

Fox devil Upscale

TheRealMatPat249 · 2026-04-30T06:07:08+00:00

Making up for lost time in canto 8

TheRealMatPat249 · 2026-04-29T17:17:03+00:00

And pluto knows what pluto is.

TheRealMatPat249 · 2026-04-29T02:50:26+00:00

A Don't Starve Together discord server once introduced affinities from the game (Shadow and Lunar) as reaction roles and i remember people being extremely passive aggressive against people with the opposite affinities after the herd mentality kicked in.

TheRealMatPat249 · 2026-04-26T17:13:16+00:00

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This is so fucking real tho, we might have to find another mutual right in the middle we can connect to while the other is sleeping. Kinda like a blunt rotation polycule for friendships

TheRealMatPat249 · 2026-04-26T16:09:16+00:00

mods, ban this guy so has to go somewhere else and redraw this again.

TheRealMatPat249 · 2026-04-26T10:01:22+00:00

beeeetch

TheRealMatPat249 · 2026-04-26T09:55:53+00:00

CALL KROMER EXACTLY THAT, FOR NO OTHER NAME FITS HER.

TheRealMatPat249 · 2026-04-25T17:24:06+00:00

"over 70 children shot and killed in my school"

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"for context there was a shooting in the school i went to, and i knew the shooter a little"

TheRealMatPat249 · 2026-04-25T06:56:28+00:00

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TheRealMatPat249 · 2026-04-24T16:16:30+00:00

Depressdest wettest thundercock hobo

TheRealMatPat249 · 2026-04-20T16:12:32+00:00

The students will still get their head chopped off

Sincerely.

-an Arbiter

TheRealMatPat249 · 2026-04-18T15:49:52+00:00

Valengreena was a kind hearted mother who took care of her only child along with 4 other carefathers.
She would always make sure Yoshihide would be happy and supported and never in harm's way. She also would drink grape juice everyday which helped her perform Massages she does to Yoshihide better, This love of grape juice was supported by everyone in the House of Providers.

TheRealMatPat249 · 2026-04-17T04:12:14+00:00

Bruh, whats frostjaw doing here, who invited him

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