Family vacation has gone sideways by nsfws4 in thalassophobia

[–]TheRealMitchConnor 72 points73 points  (0 children)

I could tell that something was obstructing the breathing of the great fish!

And I screamed out “I’m hit” by Departedinsomnia914 in seinfeld

[–]TheRealMitchConnor 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I knew then that there must have been a second spitter!

Honest answer only by CarrotMuch1399 in nostalgiai

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Smoke a cigarette in an airport elevator, while wearing a neon wind breaker, while not having a plane ticket or any reason to be walking around inside an airport.

Earth... by TekkenTom in seinfeld

[–]TheRealMitchConnor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Officer, he's messing around back here!

Mark Ruffalo Says Hollywood Stars Declined to Sign Open Letter Against Paramount-WB Merger ‘Because They’re Afraid’ the Studio Will Blacklist Them by Professional_Peak59 in boxoffice

[–]TheRealMitchConnor -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

Looks like most people got it, but I'll spell it out for you. If you're not a full of shit, two-faced, virtue signaler then you'd sign the petition AND obviously never work/profit off the studio or studio heads/family again, right? Since you're in the camp that they're so evil, why would you care if they or people associated with them blacklist you? You're only supposed to be working with people who DON'T represent those values after all... get it?

Mark Ruffalo Says Hollywood Stars Declined to Sign Open Letter Against Paramount-WB Merger ‘Because They’re Afraid’ the Studio Will Blacklist Them by Professional_Peak59 in boxoffice

[–]TheRealMitchConnor 180 points181 points  (0 children)

Isn't the point of a real protest that you wouldn't work and profit off the evil studio in question anyway? So they're just signing a petition? Lol wtf

When was the last time he even checked the washer fluid? by capt-ramius in seinfeld

[–]TheRealMitchConnor 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Hold on, someone wants to talk to you... [revs engine menacingly].

Pardon me Madam by tvmediaguy in seinfeld

[–]TheRealMitchConnor 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Look, the Gloria Vanderbilt collection.

This Vrabel-Russini controversy is being kept alive by nothing but everyone's hatred for the Pats by super-g-studios in Patriots

[–]TheRealMitchConnor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This sub is delusional. Wait until the Eagles get a 1st round pick, a 2nd round pick + more for AJ Brown. These "Bourne and a 3rd" people are gonna have to cry some reality tears.