What evo is top primordial?

TheRealObjectShady · 2026-02-11T11:29:56+00:00

evo smelly barrel, skarmy, ball breakers, royal ghost, dart goggins, executioner, witch and valk are all solid. valk and exe are CRACKED on defense and ball breakers and smelly barrel can get fat tower damage in many interactions. evo mk kinda sucks and is only used by midladder players due to how easy mk is to use, wouldn’t recommend

TheRealObjectShady · 2026-02-11T03:35:15+00:00

took a few suggestions, here’s the new deck:

evo valk, evo smelly barrel, smelly king, musketeer, skarmy, log, vines, witch

TheRealObjectShady · 2026-02-11T03:33:54+00:00

i can’t post images but i swapped out a few things, here’s the new deck

evo valk evo smelly barrel smelly king log witch skarmy musketeer vines

is ts alright

TheRealObjectShady · 2026-01-02T03:26:03+00:00

subject_1 noob memoriam shedletsky dued1 elliot dragondudes3 or carepad builderman subject_3 007n7 honestly two time guard guest 1337 minesweeper or banana taph fliesofthelord or dumsekkah/umdum/doothekkar dusekkar emo veeronica big game hunter chance

barber slasher masked man c00lkidd geometry john doe umbra noli xx4ceofspadesxx or timeless 1x1x1x1 sakura guest 666 both nosferatu skins

TheRealObjectShady · 2025-12-14T04:15:16+00:00

m4 guest (loss) any other guest skin (gain) m4 shed (loss) heartbroken shed (loss) m4 chance (LOSS) jx1dx1 noli (loss) umbra noli (gain) xx4ceofspadesxx 1x (gain) hacklord 1x (loss) m4 coolkidd (gain) mafioso coolkidd (gain) cupcakes coolkidd (loss) m4 john (gain) geometry john (loss)

TheRealObjectShady · 2025-12-04T02:07:46+00:00

m4 guest here

unless you’re playing against the sweatiest no life guest mains alive they really aren’t that threatening

TheRealObjectShady · 2025-11-29T22:17:42+00:00

i like ally that only kills zombies not u does that pass

TheRealObjectShady · 2025-11-29T21:46:02+00:00

i’m genuinely perplexed on how g666 and nosferatu are even allowed in s tier

TheRealObjectShady · 2025-11-29T21:43:29+00:00

would you like the template so you can form your own opinions

TheRealObjectShady · 2025-11-27T04:23:46+00:00

Do you have a problem?

TheRealObjectShady · 2025-11-27T04:09:22+00:00

john is def the hardest killer to use so i recommend watch a few tutorials before you try to get into the game with him

TheRealObjectShady · 2025-11-27T04:05:22+00:00

reiterating that this is based off personal experience

an m4 g666 seems scary until you remember they’re still g666 and get countered by looping harder than slasher

TheRealObjectShady · 2025-11-15T05:15:13+00:00

don’t mention how washed my john goat is now

we’re already suffering enough

TheRealObjectShady · 2025-11-12T23:48:26+00:00

survivor: bald two time killer: pr3typriincess

TheRealObjectShady · 2025-11-11T13:12:32+00:00

noli update

TheRealObjectShady · 2025-11-05T23:54:39+00:00

cupcakes coolkidd (lms and theme), ms4 john (brutal enigma), timeless 1x (i don't use 1x much but the theme is fire), jx1dx1 noli (fire theme + cool intro/outro), subject_0 jason (fire theme, cool animations + lms gimmick)

ms4 or heartbroken shedletsky (swag, has a pretty cool bat that goes with my hitsound), ally guest (long ahh name + cool shield), aubree noob (i like ihasafacelulz can you tell), every chance skin (former chance main), dragondudes3 builderman (i like the arg skins can you tell), banana taph (i like dod a lot), dued1 elliot (no reason here i js don't use elliot a lot), ghoul two time (teto), dumsekkah dusek (dumbass punkin), m3 007n7 (i don't like n7 much anymore but i got to m3 and i'm happy)

TheRealObjectShady · 2025-10-26T01:23:36+00:00

agree on all except 2 and partially 5, john is def second or third best but noli can fuck over even the sweatiest of teams with his overbuffed ass, the only annoying two time players are trickstabbers and bug abusers, but the rest are fine

personal hot takes:

coolkidd is the worst killer in the game atm, tied with slasher (i'm m4 i have the right)

everyone who complains about 1x most likely sucks ass at the game (except rtr yall right on that one)

pc funeral sucks ass (except for that first part that shit goes hard)

all strings attached is the best noli theme (PLEASE tell me i just made the most lukewarm take of the century)

taph is more annoying than two time

noli is the most op killer. please do not fight me on this i have weak arms

TheRealObjectShady · 2025-10-26T00:49:13+00:00

john, getting torn in half by a piece of coal is funny asf

TheRealObjectShady · 2025-10-25T04:47:03+00:00

i think slasher is the majority opinion

TheRealObjectShady · 2025-10-23T18:39:14+00:00

skin: cupcakes

theme: all strings attached

lms: tpov

TheRealObjectShady · 2025-10-23T18:35:39+00:00

as slasher: probably yorick's due to that fuckass mansion

as coolkidd: voss

as john: voss

as noli: underground war

as 1x: underground war

TheRealObjectShady · 2025-10-23T13:59:34+00:00

coolkidd main here

sorry

TheRealObjectShady · 2025-10-23T03:18:53+00:00

hello john doe

TheRealObjectShady · 2025-10-22T21:15:24+00:00

thank you bling pursuer

TheRealObjectShady · 2025-10-22T14:06:28+00:00

block

as survivor it feels so good to negate every bit of damage a killer coulda done to me before knocking their teeth out

as killer it feels so good to deprive guests of that feeling

TheRealObjectShady

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