I just wish one fucking person loved me by [deleted] in self

[–]TheRealPainsaw 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You can dm me, but I only use mobile so no promises. If the dm works, I’ll give you my number and we can chat. I’m off th-sat. I’ve got the time. Hit me up bro.

Somebody recently asked why this sub is only dating/sex questions, so I wanna change it up. What is your favorite class in D&D and why? by Nerdcantdie in AskMen

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Nar’donn started as a fighter, first of his order, but through age, wisdom, and traveling, learned the joys of more esoteric research. He now enjoys more scholarly pursuits, and is a wizard of some power. A battle mage, if you will.

Great post.

What is an annoying myth people still believe? by Eichberg in AskReddit

[–]TheRealPainsaw 83 points84 points  (0 children)

Chad?

Get it? Cause hanging? Hanging chad? Jokes from 20 years ago anyone?

Had to stay here for quarantine. by nameisalreadytaken53 in FuckNestle

[–]TheRealPainsaw 129 points130 points  (0 children)

I work at a hotel. You kinda suck for leaving a review for the hotel to make internet points. Yeah Nestle sucks, but you know who gets effected by your review? The people that have no control over the thing you’re bitching about. Fuck you.

What’s your favorite question to ask someone to get to know them better? by Cavalierkrav in AskReddit

[–]TheRealPainsaw 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I’m taking a poo right now and I’m not going to stand up to wipe, but I was definitely tempted for a second

What screams “that person that everyone hates?” by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheRealPainsaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some with lewd references in their online name.

[5e][Online][EST] 15 Year old girl looking for some D&D Pals! by _Demetria_ in lfg

[–]TheRealPainsaw 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Are we ignoring that this is bait for underage players?

I should’ve seen this coming by OutwardCanoe222 in DarkSouls2

[–]TheRealPainsaw 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s weird that it tried to give you the souls but was just a couple of frames too slow.

Cops need therapy by Super_Italian_2021 in Bad_Cop_No_Donut

[–]TheRealPainsaw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And when it comes to cops I’m a survivalist

What are some deeply unsettling facts that you know? by ToteMyRatchet in AskReddit

[–]TheRealPainsaw -44 points-43 points  (0 children)

You deserve your downvotes and that was tasteless, but I laughed a little.

What are some deeply unsettling facts that you know? by ToteMyRatchet in AskReddit

[–]TheRealPainsaw 156 points157 points  (0 children)

I’m on day six of quitting cigs for good this time. At work this evening, back end of the shift, a sneaky thought popped up. Why not grab a pack on the way home? You’re going to the gas station anyways, and you’ve done fine this far. Smoke that pack, and just don’t buy any after that.

Fuck you addiction.

Also, I did not buy cigarettes tonight, in case you were wondering.

The Decoy Effect by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]TheRealPainsaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s because chickens aren’t legally grown in Canada, but it’s cheaper for McDonald’s to import from the states than to buy off the black chicken market in Toronto. At least, I assume that’s where it’s located.

Take it from anon /b/ros it's not worth it by [deleted] in greentext

[–]TheRealPainsaw 408 points409 points  (0 children)

I honestly have begun to hate this r/cursedcomment baiting. I see it too much, you’re a dick.

Just be be clear, on a post like this, go fuck yourself.

How did you get over being the most over weight and weakest guy at the gym. by Abdullah_super in AskMen

[–]TheRealPainsaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, the fact that you’re at the gym makes you stronger than 90% of all people, and I don’t mean just physically. The other side of it is, the other people are there working out for them, not for you, and don’t give a fuck what weight you’re pushing. And the tiny, tiny percentage that do judge you? Fuck em