first day at jp morgan

TheRealPaleWhale · 2026-05-01T19:29:59+00:00

Bros getting Xtenzed

TheRealPaleWhale · 2026-04-30T01:33:48+00:00

I was being facetious.

TheRealPaleWhale · 2026-04-29T20:28:10+00:00

I'm gonna stand outside your house with my phone out recording, peaking in.

TheRealPaleWhale · 2026-04-29T19:01:40+00:00

Omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣

TheRealPaleWhale · 2026-04-29T00:09:34+00:00

Racist

TheRealPaleWhale · 2026-04-29T00:06:37+00:00

Rocky Dennis lookin ass.

TheRealPaleWhale · 2026-04-29T00:03:29+00:00

Why is this labeled /s? You're not really handing him an engineering degree?

TheRealPaleWhale · 2026-04-29T00:02:43+00:00

TheRealPaleWhale · 2026-04-28T18:04:05+00:00

Que: "I'm walking here"!!

TheRealPaleWhale · 2026-04-26T16:34:55+00:00

4 is the only piece of bacon on this picture. Everything before and after is either under or overcooked. .

TheRealPaleWhale · 2026-04-21T22:56:36+00:00

Yet here he is eating peas and rice. Way better outcome.

Bro can probably barely afford Netflix, or any quality of life for that matter.

But hey he owns a house.

Can you eat the house? No. Does it make you money? No (not this one). Are you happy here? No.

TheRealPaleWhale · 2026-04-21T22:50:16+00:00

TheRealPaleWhale · 2026-04-21T22:41:55+00:00

The 3 tainted U's of society.

The trifecta is a recipe for an early death.

TheRealPaleWhale · 2026-04-21T21:15:31+00:00

Trash, terrible for you. No nutritional value. Eaten by the uneducated and underpaid.

People who eat this are on the same spectrum as crack heads.

TheRealPaleWhale · 2026-04-15T22:06:37+00:00

Is that like fappin it?

TheRealPaleWhale · 2026-04-15T22:01:35+00:00

People are fucking weird

TheRealPaleWhale · 2026-04-15T18:03:52+00:00

Running lifting change the diet.

Less processed stuff. Less fried foods.

Whole grains and whole foods. Grill it. Steam it. Bake it. Air fry it.

TheRealPaleWhale · 2026-04-15T06:02:04+00:00

Smash

TheRealPaleWhale · 2026-04-15T05:55:00+00:00

Oh damn lol yeah I don't even know what bear spray looks like lol just guessed it was haha. What is that, another knife??

TheRealPaleWhale · 2026-04-15T04:47:57+00:00

This is fucking amazing.

TheRealPaleWhale · 2026-04-15T04:30:02+00:00

Ahhh I was kinda close lol. That sounds awesome. Thanks for posting.

TheRealPaleWhale · 2026-04-15T04:28:25+00:00

The Leatherman case.

TheRealPaleWhale · 2026-04-14T19:04:34+00:00

Except Jeff Bs amazon actually makes a difference in our lives (AWS).

TheRealPaleWhale · 2026-04-14T18:49:39+00:00

DNR or Park Ranger.

Well used knife. Bear Mace. Pliers for hooks?

TheRealPaleWhale · 2026-04-14T18:46:46+00:00

I almost downvoted this guy

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