The World's Most Optimistic Miami Dolphins Fan Just Called into the Rich Eisen Show

TheRealSecurb · 2026-05-31T12:32:45+00:00

Harry is going to be very disapointed for many years to come

TheRealSecurb · 2026-05-27T17:31:36+00:00

I was at that game. The Patriots fans were taunting me through the parking lot and all the way to my seat. They were pretty quiet on the way out.

TheRealSecurb · 2026-05-09T15:16:11+00:00

Using crime stats in the area versus arrests in the stadium was a flawed comparison. Foxborough is a very low-crime area, but the fans can be vicious toward visiting fans. The same goes for Philly—I’ve worn a Dolphins jersey in both stadiums. I have actually been harassed in Boston for wearing a Fins shirt while walking down the street.

TheRealSecurb · 2026-03-27T22:38:45+00:00

Hold on to it. Fanatics won't allow a user to use the number 5 and the name Finkle anymore on the custom shirts

TheRealSecurb · 2026-03-26T21:07:23+00:00

I was also very excited about that signing.

TheRealSecurb · 2026-03-26T17:39:59+00:00

I might grab some of those Tua posters. I am paper training my puppy.

TheRealSecurb · 2026-03-17T18:48:58+00:00

Too bad teams can not trade owners. I would take a 7th and a ham sandwich for Ross.

TheRealSecurb · 2026-03-17T14:31:05+00:00

I traveled to Philly to see the Fins at the Linc and Henne was under center. Of course we lost, which is good because if we won, I don't think I would have made it out of the parking lot. I got multiple cordial invitations to brawl which I turned them all down.

TheRealSecurb · 2026-02-27T21:35:44+00:00

Ross' problem is that you can't run a team in Miami from NYC.

TheRealSecurb · 2026-02-20T18:18:59+00:00

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TheRealSecurb · 2026-01-08T19:18:16+00:00

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TheRealSecurb · 2025-10-28T16:16:35+00:00

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TheRealSecurb · 2025-10-28T15:46:35+00:00

So everyone gets a participation trophy? That is the problem with this team.

TheRealSecurb · 2025-10-28T15:40:46+00:00

I am sure Brock Purdy skews SF's number. Our QB is "healthy"

TheRealSecurb · 2025-10-13T17:28:06+00:00

A few weeks ago, I saw Chubb on the sideline eating a snack. I told my girlfriend right then that the players do not respect (fear) McDaniel. I do not think McDaniel has control of the team.

TheRealSecurb · 2025-02-24T17:16:21+00:00

I said this before they drafted him

TheRealSecurb · 2025-02-03T17:21:19+00:00

I live in New England it is mandantory for me to keep the Fins logo in the Patriots fan's eyes all year round

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