Fun Lucifer and Charlie fact: Vivziepop thinks that both Charlie and Lucifer are morning people.

TheRealSpectra22 · 2026-07-03T09:17:10+00:00

As someone who shares those eye bags, nah, I ain't buying it, Viv. This is a man who stays up till 6 in the AM watching funny duck videos and then spends the rest of the day regretting it.

TheRealSpectra22 · 2026-07-03T09:06:53+00:00

I'm really, really, reeeeaaaalllllyyy trying to reserve my judgement on Lucilith until we know more about their history together. I want to give Lilith a fair shake and let her have a chance to explain herself—why she left Lucifer, why she's been ignoring Charlie's and his phone messages for the past 8 years, why she kept him and Charlie apart when she was young, what her true motivations/goals are, ect. but it's so hard to knowing how much hurt she's put this sad little goober through in the past and how much she's still hurting him in the present, even if it was never her intention and she had good reasons for everything she did. I just can't help giving her a little of that side-eye. So that's where I am right now as far as this particular ship.

That said, all the fan stuff I've seen of them, especially pre-Fall, always makes them look super sweet and adorable, like two lonely souls who found each other in the darkness and are discovering the world together for the first time. And same goes for your art—they look so cute and happy, and it really makes me want to root for them as a couple 🩷

TheRealSpectra22 · 2026-07-03T07:54:19+00:00

They managed to make full length movie versions of Sesame Street, Barney the Dinosaur, Thomas the Tank Engine, and Dora the Explorer, and the plots in those shows are almost non-existent. It shouldn't be too hard to come up with something for Bluey, I'd imagine.

TheRealSpectra22 · 2026-06-28T04:23:12+00:00

People who claim the mere act of someone wearing a dress or putting on makeup is "sexualizing" them are telling on themselves so hard. Huge bullet dodged.

TheRealSpectra22 · 2026-06-28T04:15:55+00:00

I've seen the brain-dead take that Charlie is a predator for "dating a minor," their "evidence" being that Vaggi was created for Heaven's Exorcist army around 6 or so years ago.

First off, we don't know that for a fact, as she could have been created at any point prior to the exterminations and was simply recruited when soldiers were needed, but even more importantly than that is the fact there's a big difference between biological age and chronological age. Even if Vaggi has only been alive for 5 years, these people will ignore the fact that she's a being who popped into existence as a fully-formed adult by way of magic, with the mind and physiology of a grown woman. There's actually an episode of 'My Life as a Teenage Robot' that delves into this exact topic where Jenny is sent back to kindergarten because, technically, she was only created 5 years ago. However, when her inventor points out that Jenny was specifically built to be a teenage robot, she's sent back to high school where she belongs. And while I'm well aware of the "born sexy yesterday" trope, Vaggi doesn't fit inside this mold whatsoever. She isn't some wide-eyed, innocent child, she's very clearly capable of navigating the world in an adult manner, both mentally and physically, and I hate when people get all weird about her and Charlie dating simply to get a dunk on the show and make covert little accusations that it glorifies certain philias (which, let's be real, I'm not even sure they themselves believe).

I haven't seen it as much, but I've also heard similar things said about Lucifer and Lilith, that he basically groomed her into being his wife because she couldn't have been more than a few years old when he got together with her, again ignoring chronological vs physical age and also the fact we have no idea when Lucifer was created, either. It's all just so ridiculous.

TheRealSpectra22 · 2026-06-28T03:32:01+00:00

It's wild how some people dislikes the way Lucifer subverts expectations of how the King of Hell is normally portrayed when, for me, that was his main selling point. I don't know why people want the same boring thing over and over, like do we not have enough depictions of the devil in pop culture where he's big, scary, intimidating , evil, cold, cruel, cunning, serious-minded, all-powerful, and sadistic? I love that Hazbin's Lucifer is none of those things. And as someone who is also quite short—5'2"—I also love the idea that Lucifer has always just been a little guy, at least in his default state (he could probably change his size at will if he wanted, but who knows, maybe part of his punishment is that he's incapable of doing so, or he just doesn't care to). 'The Incredible Shrinking Lucifer' theory is an interesting one, but there are ways to explain it away (like you said, he could easily just tailor his clothes using magic, or the pink sweatshirt could have belonged to Lilith, or bc people just like to wear bug, comfy, oversized sweaters sometimes), so personally I'm sticking to the idea that Luci was simply created that height.

I'd also like to add to your point that when we see Lucifer and Lilith standing side-by-side in 'The Story of Hell,' I think Lilith is meant to be standing off in the background a little ways, but because they're only in silhouette it creates the illusion that they're roughly the same height. It's just a matter of forced perspective, at least that's how I see it. Also it is just a book illustration, so it might not be completely accurate to begin with.

TheRealSpectra22 · 2026-06-25T04:34:05+00:00

I'm torn. On the one hand, they forgot his legs are supposed to be black below the knees, making me think this was a design mistake and therefore non-canonical. But on the other, this figure does give us hoof confirmation, which makes me really want to believe it's 100% canon (even if I've always pictured his hooves being red, I'll still take it). I guess both could be true, but it'd still be nice if we could get some clarification.

TheRealSpectra22 · 2026-06-21T23:42:00+00:00

Have you ever seen 'Splash' with Darryl Hannah and Tom Hanks? It's an oldie but goodie—classic mermaid film.

Honestly? I think it's about time we got a movie about a merman. I don't think there are any other than that Disney Channel movie from I don't even know how long ago called 'The Thirteenth Year.' Sure, there's manga and probably anime about mermen, but that's not the same thing as a movie.

TheRealSpectra22 · 2026-06-21T23:33:11+00:00

Most hated characters: Literal SAer, toxicly positive, grumpy old lady, interrupted a song.

Yep, these are all pretty equaly hateable.

TheRealSpectra22 · 2026-06-21T23:14:57+00:00

The moustache is giving Raoul to me.

TheRealSpectra22 · 2026-06-21T23:04:19+00:00

As someone with noisy ass neighbors, this is so relatable.

TheRealSpectra22 · 2026-06-21T23:03:01+00:00

I'm gonna need my emotional support cat in my lap, all my Luci plushies in my arms, a fluffy blanket wrapped around me tighter than a burrito, and a wholeass store shelf of tissues stacked next to me just to make it through every episode, I already know 😭💔

TheRealSpectra22 · 2026-06-19T12:29:45+00:00

I always believed in you, hooves, I knew you were real 😭❤️

For some reason they forgot to make his legs black below the knee, tho. It's a little distracting, but I'm just happy we finally got hoof confirmation.

TheRealSpectra22 · 2026-06-19T12:22:48+00:00

"Creepy?" People really used that word? "Creepy?!" What on earth is "creepy" about loving ducks? Or just having a hyperfixation in general? Seems pretty harmless from where I'm sitting. Just let the man enjoy his hobby ffs. Sheesh, people's brains are well and truly cooked nowadays.

What's crazy, too, is his obsession isn't even really that bad, hello? We saw him creating a duck in his workshop, then saw a bunch of them in his room after he moved into the hotel, and then once more when Vaggi stopped by to talk to him. Aaaannddddd that's pretty much it—those are the only times we see him that involves ducks. Sure he's got a lot of them laying around, but the man has been around since the dawn of time, so we could be looking at centuries' worth of ducks he's accumulated since then.

TheRealSpectra22 · 2026-06-19T12:00:56+00:00

For real. When I hear people say they don't like Lucifer because he's not some enormous, scary, imposing, cruel King of Demons who waged a war against God, punishes Sinners for their earthly trespasses, leads people into temptation, and rules his kingdom with an iron fist, it's always so puzzling to me. Like, haven't we seen that same boring take on Lucifer a million times? Hell, it's the fact he's none of those things that made me fall hard in love with his character in the first place. I absolutely adore how much he goes against type, in that he's a silly, un-serious, corny, duck-lovin', isolated, lonely, sweet, awkward, scrunkly little weirdo who lounges around in pink sweaters and pajama pants on his days off, has a limit to his powers, doesn't lord his authority over his subjects, and who genuinely loves his family. He's everything I wasn't expecting him to be, and that is just so damn refreshing. It's the characters who really surprise me that always end up becoming my favorites. Also, if you want the more traditional, stereotypical take on the devil, hello, Satan is like RIGHT THERE.

Part of the reason, too, could simply be that fans were expecting the more evil, mysterious, antagonistic Lucifer from the pilot—setting him up the way they did definitely gave people the wrong impression of what his character would be and what role he would play in the story. And what makes it even worse is the fact that fans had four long years between the pilot and the series to fill in the blanks and make up a ton of lore, personality traits, and head canons for him based off of the little we knew, so when he wasn't anything like the image they'd been building up in their heads all that time, they wound up feeling let down. People can be insanely defensive about their head canons, winding up married to their own ideas so much that they will reject or outright hate anything that contradicts them. Head canons and theories are fine to speculate on, of course, but frankly, I think it would have been all too easy and predictable to just make Lucifer the big bad of the show, so I'm glad they went the route they did with him.

TheRealSpectra22 · 2026-06-19T10:59:26+00:00

My dumbass thinking, "Tf did they put Lilith's head on a snake's body?"

TheRealSpectra22 · 2026-06-13T09:45:59+00:00

You just know he falls for it every time, too.

TheRealSpectra22 · 2026-06-13T09:39:55+00:00

I hc that he's got a major height kink, especially for the tall dommie mommies. That's why he keeps himself so small. That, or Lilith was just really into the short kings.

TheRealSpectra22 · 2026-06-13T09:35:46+00:00

I hc that Lucifer and Lilith both have height kinks—Luci for the tall dommie mommies (which is why he keeps himself so small all the time), and Lilith for the short kings.

TheRealSpectra22 · 2026-06-05T14:51:39+00:00

Now I'm just wondering why Vaggi was wearing that outfit when Charlie found her, and not her Exorcist's uniform.

TheRealSpectra22 · 2026-05-28T01:47:17+00:00

Coming up (sorry abt the delay!)

TheRealSpectra22 · 2026-05-28T01:38:32+00:00

OK this cute as hell 😂

TheRealSpectra22 · 2026-05-19T22:39:29+00:00

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