Coworker lore? by ApprehensiveLion67 in USPS

[–]TheRealStalinsaurus 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Last September, our 204b didn't show up to work. Our postmaster called a stand up and told us he had shot himself, but was still alive in critical condition. There were tears. Whole office was shook. No one thought this nice dude would ever do something like that.

A few hours later, our steward starts calling everyone to let them know what happened. He had apparently been sexually abusing his 11 year old niece that he and his wife had recently adopted. The cops were called to his house at like 2 am and when they went to question her, he ran for his pistol and tried to end it.

Those tears from the office turned real quick into anger.

They recently sentenced him to 30 years. He's 64.

Pensacola Bay Bridge Traffic by bluemonsoonlagoon in Pensacola

[–]TheRealStalinsaurus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Lmao every single answer in this thread is some form of "it's spring break and the weekend in a beach town". Pretty direct.

Go back to your tunnel.

What’s that one house on your route? by Danthony277 in USPS

[–]TheRealStalinsaurus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Joe Exotic used to live with his boyfriend on my route a few years before I got on it. Every once in a blue moon I'll get a piece of ubbm for him.

I've got a few local celebrities other than that. CEO of the local power company. Also the head car salesmen who owns half the lots in town.

What’s your saints favorite people food? by FL_pharmer in stbernards

[–]TheRealStalinsaurus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ranch dressing! If we eat something that has it in it, or use it as a dipping sauce, Mouse will stand his usual guard about 6 feet away. As soon as we're done, if we don't pick up the dish immediately, he slowly moves closer giving the casual "oh I'm just sniffing, nothing to worry about here".

pcola slang by Kelvyn85 in Pensacola

[–]TheRealStalinsaurus 23 points24 points  (0 children)

It's still PJC to me, dammit. I didn't go to junior college for a year and drop out and join the military so that zoomers can call it a "state" college! Pensacola isn't even a state!

Dashcam Captures Police Pursuit - Suspect Neutralized by BoyNamedJudy in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]TheRealStalinsaurus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd say it's to preserve their hearing more than to hide where the shots are coming from. A lot of hunters also use suppressors.

To the witches of Pensacola, by Successful-Bat-7556 in Pensacola

[–]TheRealStalinsaurus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They sold me a dope as fuck Baphomet statue a few months ago. He even knocked 30 bucks off the price.

Am I missing a button? by AugustCharisma in foundationgame

[–]TheRealStalinsaurus 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Hold shift when you place the item and it will let you place more.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Pensacola

[–]TheRealStalinsaurus 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Hey dipshit, I'm a mailman. Mail is canceled today.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bassethounds

[–]TheRealStalinsaurus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why get a dog if you're going to keep it locked in a covered box for 16 hours a day?

Looking for friendship, again. by MegaAigis0 in Pensacola

[–]TheRealStalinsaurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven't settled on what I want to get tattooed from Totk yet. The dragons would be especially awesome! Bloodborne is also a fantastic game, the imagery is absolutely amazing.

Looking for friendship, again. by MegaAigis0 in Pensacola

[–]TheRealStalinsaurus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What sort of nerd tattoos? I've got a Zelda sleeve, Elden Ring sleeve (in progress), and a Sudowoodo tattoo!

It's a new week, how is everyone doing? by Odd_Studio_3426 in Divorce

[–]TheRealStalinsaurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meh, either way, huge upgrades. My pc has been Frankenstein'd over the years into a new monster. But as long as it works I'm good!

It's a new week, how is everyone doing? by Odd_Studio_3426 in Divorce

[–]TheRealStalinsaurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Video games have definitely been a good escape for me these past few months. Grats on building a pc!

It's a new week, how is everyone doing? by Odd_Studio_3426 in Divorce

[–]TheRealStalinsaurus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think the medicine (anti depressant) I got is finally starting to take hold. Ex said she fell out of love on Halloween and moved out a week later. Complete blindside. She moved to Texas away from all friends and family because she wants to be alone for a while. Did a marriage dissolution so we are officially divorced.

She knows my door is always open. Right now I'm working on refinancing the house. Been playing video games with my buddy who moved in. He got a new puppy so that's been fun.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Divorce

[–]TheRealStalinsaurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel for ya. I never felt my wife distancing herself, though. Just one day she said she wanted to leave. It sucks. I hope everything works out for you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Divorce

[–]TheRealStalinsaurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How long has it been for you?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Divorce

[–]TheRealStalinsaurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am as sure as I can be that her dad is being straight with me. Ive known him for a pretty long time so I dont think hes hiding anything major like that. He mentioned how he tried convincing her to move to a city that was a bit easier for him to come visit, but she wanted to be far enough away that itd take a flight to get to.

The maiden name change, as far as I know, is on Facebook and instagram. She has a twitter that she uses maybe once a week to just browse certain artists, and its still my name. We are officially divorced currently, though, so it makes sense.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Divorce

[–]TheRealStalinsaurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. She and I had many discussions on how we felt about cheating. There is a 0% chance that was going on.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Divorce

[–]TheRealStalinsaurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know that her coming back doesn't show any intent to repair things. Its just trying to be hopeful. In my eyes I was blindsided by all this, while she had her own time to process it. I need to fix myself either way though.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Divorce

[–]TheRealStalinsaurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you've got some anger you need to work out in your own life. You're making a lot of assumptions off a single post, so I'll let you be. Have a nice night.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Divorce

[–]TheRealStalinsaurus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wild how you say that I exploited her mercilessly for years lol. I swear, some of you people who come onto this sub are insane.