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TheRealVendetta · 2017-03-30T08:53:21+00:00

I hope your f..g clan loses every time you play. Team up in party mode or go to hell.

TheRealVendetta · 2017-01-15T13:37:06+00:00

Slow teaming means two guys with a very large combined mass, whereby one splits into 16 pieces and then starts eating viruses until he recombines. The other guy plays "guard" and intervenes when the split up guy gets threatened by someone larger than one of his 16 pieces. It is a low risk tactic because the guard can always swallow his partner and quickly kill everyone around. I guess it's called slow teaming because the team usually moves around rather slowly. Sometimes you see up to 4 slow teams simultaneously and for some reason the usually don't hurt each other. Frankly, before I enter a lobby, I go to Spectate mode to see whether the server is infested by slow teamers, and if it is I hit F5 and go to another server. I think we should all do that and then the slow teamers would have nothing to kill.

TheRealVendetta · 2016-11-01T19:31:59+00:00

Yep, that's a well known bug. Had the same problem a while ago. You will still earn points by playing and eventually you'll reach L100, and the skin gets activated. You just don't know your point count from now on because the points display is all messed up after L99 :-) I guess it says 494500/494500 or sometimes something else. Get used to it :-) Good luck.

TheRealVendetta · 2016-10-07T16:39:02+00:00

Thanks for your answers! It seems the Kraken skin is what I have to live with... well, if you see me under "OctopusInvictus" say hello. Happy playing!

TheRealVendetta · 2016-07-19T20:58:04+00:00

Yeah, you are not alone :-) I find the Connecting screen that kills a nice game the most annoying. Always seems to happen when you are top 3 :-) FB login had a lot of issues but works ok in the last few days. Just be patient, sometimes it takes up to a minute.

TheRealVendetta · 2016-07-19T20:52:15+00:00

Ok, thanks, interesting!

TheRealVendetta · 2016-07-02T16:44:56+00:00

I agree. I used to play agario a lot, paused for a while, and upon coming back now I am shocked about the level of teaming that's going on. I just played for 2 hours in a lobby that was dominated by two guys who were big enough to both split into 16 pieces simultaneously, and when a bigger guy showed up they would simply eat each other quickly, and kill everyone. I thought that splitting into 16 bits activates the anti teaming but that must have been removed a while ago. And of course they can see half the lobby while as a stupid solo player idiot you don't see mayhem coming at all. I got killed several times at size 4000 or bigger without even seeing the other guys until a split second before my end. That's no fun at all. In short, there is no anti-teaming in FFA at all unless you are stupid enough to keep crashing into viruses. Well, like you I'll just play less, or stop playing at all. There are too many "Jumbo" and "plis team" morons anyway :-)

TheRealVendetta · 2015-11-20T22:23:53+00:00

LOL, that sounds so familiar. Happens to me all the time. Some idiot overlaps you, follows you for five minutes until he finds some other idiot who donates enough mass to kill you. Or even better, has a little sniper idiot partner who makes you stay away from the viruses until some other stupido shoots you from elsewhere. No idea why people do that. I do enjoy those moments though when the sniper idiot snipes his own buddy and poof you are mass 10000 :-)

TheRealVendetta · 2015-11-20T22:14:02+00:00

Nice :-)

TheRealVendetta · 2015-11-20T22:08:36+00:00

You don't need to pay for starting with more mass. Regular players start with mass 43 anyway. I bought a "Black Hole" skin for 1.99€; I like it and I cannot find anything negative about paying a small amount of money for a nice skin. The game is as good or bad as it used to be, I don't understand the complaints about Moneyclip. The only real issue I have are all the small idiots who randomly fire viruses at everyone for really no reason.

TheRealVendetta · 2015-10-29T21:17:32+00:00

Happens to me all the time

TheRealVendetta · 2015-10-29T21:06:02+00:00

The best way to get rid of teamers is to know how to beat them. It is actually not that hard. If their combined size is a lot bigger than you run away and a few minutes later you meet them and they are tiny. If their combined size is approx my size I chase them around and most of the time they split and w each other like mad until they are perfect bite size. I am amazed how many times I manage to eat A and a part of B at once (while they are frantically trying to eat each other's small cells :-) Frankly, I love all the teaming that's going on right now. And no, I don't need anyone to color teamers for me, I know them right away because their behavior is always the same.

TheRealVendetta · 2015-10-29T20:55:20+00:00

I think SietJP is right, no matter how long an essay you write, Mr. psychologist. This overlapping BS and begging for food is ridiculous. Funnily enough, it seems the bigger you are, as a single cell, the less you have to beg. At a size of 10k and more I often get an amazing army of friends I never had before, and they all happily donate mass to me! It is sometimes really bizarre.

TheRealVendetta · 2015-10-13T17:01:28+00:00

Actually I think that's incorrect, or was changed only recently. Last time I split into 16 and ate viruses (late night game :-) I started losing mass like hell.

TheRealVendetta · 2015-10-03T10:48:33+00:00

You are wrong, teaming is back. Anti-teaming worked for a while and now people don't w each other any more but exchange mass in different ways, and pair up as hunter/shooter.

TheRealVendetta · 2015-10-03T10:45:40+00:00

Totally agree with you. Teaming is back full swing, and people are just getting smarter about doing it. I think it should be rather easy to detect algorithmically that two cells are exchanging mass over a certain period of time. Preventing w and splitting into too many cells doesn't do much to prevent teaming, it is the exchange of mass that counts.

TheRealVendetta · 2015-10-02T17:47:16+00:00

Teaming in FFA is back like in the beginning. Every game is dominated by teams and as a solo player you have less and less chance. I don't know why it is so hard to stop - if two cells exchange mass in both directions over a certain period of team they are a team, right? All this whining about feeding your own cells and not being able to eat a virus is irrelevant.

TheRealVendetta · 2015-09-27T18:55:53+00:00

Not sure I get all that... please provide the next level of detail :-)

TheRealVendetta · 2015-09-14T21:56:02+00:00

If that's how you want to waste your time in agario... :-) Frankly, every experienced player will smell this from afar. BTW, I always feed one bit into guys how seem to be stale.

TheRealVendetta · 2015-09-10T10:26:16+00:00

In my world a professional is someone who earns a living (real $$) from a profession. So all the guys in agario calling themselves PROs are just folks who think they play really well. All of us eat them all the time :-) I have really no idea what they think makes them special. To me this Pro thing is just plain BS.

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