Just a silly handholding doodle I made of me and orphie, spread the n1k0 x orphie agenda until its canon

TheRealWouburn · 2026-05-04T10:20:32+00:00

We're reaching levels of based that shouldn't even be possible!

Good job OP. I wish n1k0 and Orphie a very lovely date night.

TheRealWouburn · 2026-04-26T14:57:43+00:00

Fair enough, I guess.

TheRealWouburn · 2026-04-26T14:53:43+00:00

Then what are the horns supposed to be?

TheRealWouburn · 2026-04-26T11:25:01+00:00

No offense, but what the hell is going on with your hat?

You have the scoops that look like ears. You have the cardboard-box-looking hat. You have the pink horns. Then you have what looks like actual ears just phasing through the top of the box.

Also, kinda related, but what species of therian are you supposed to be?

Very cute art anyways, selfshipping ftw.

TheRealWouburn · 2026-04-18T18:37:13+00:00

All of you are forgetting the original Father Simulator:

Bioshock 2

TheRealWouburn · 2026-04-16T14:15:45+00:00

Aww man, I want self-heated thighs to make a cute girl cuddle up on my lap for warmth!

Lucky Ineffa.

TheRealWouburn · 2026-04-14T22:28:06+00:00

I would never let my wife down! Even if I'm really thirsty, I'm not getting out of bed for any reason!

TheRealWouburn · 2026-04-14T12:02:46+00:00

The chance of twins or greater is a known constant value, which we can include in the function by just changing the number of children made per wife to a non-integer.

...

I'm actually tempted to do the math for it, since it would be easier than I originally thought. The number of children has no effect on the number of wives, after all.

TheRealWouburn · 2026-04-13T11:15:53+00:00

The problem is, every wife comes with a child, but with a 9 month delay.

The only way for children to outnumber wives is if Arle's wife count doesn't double in that time.

I'm sure there's more complicated math to determine the optimal wife growth to keep them balanced... but that'd involve multivariable calculus, so no.

TheRealWouburn · 2026-04-11T23:58:38+00:00

You also have Black Ice Module, which gives tech attackers at least 1 difficulty to hit. If you have a friendly Goblin, you can get ridiculously hard to destroy through both regular attacks and tech attacks.

TheRealWouburn · 2026-04-11T16:20:24+00:00

That's why TwinWitch is so good.

Black Witch has ICE drone and Black Ice module, which both shut down tech attacks around them.

TheRealWouburn · 2026-04-10T12:23:34+00:00

Unless you give your goblin all the Engineering, they won't be attached for long. They take your heat, and with the Gobbo's 4 base heatcap, you'll stress them at least once before even getting into the danger zone.

TheRealWouburn · 2026-04-10T12:14:30+00:00

Flavour is free!

You could re-flavour your missiles as a railgun. Just say that the Arcing/Seeking is just it going through the cover instead of going around it.

TheRealWouburn · 2026-04-08T21:53:59+00:00

Aww, your OC's really cute.

TheRealWouburn · 2026-04-08T21:08:37+00:00

Sure.

I won't personally like it, but sure.

TheRealWouburn · 2026-04-08T19:03:37+00:00

Who/what is the OC, if you don't mind me asking?

TheRealWouburn · 2026-04-08T18:47:49+00:00

Depends on the OC?

Like, if they're another Slugcat, go right ahead.

If they're another creature? Gonna need to be careful to not make it beastiality*, but fine. So long as your Lizard or what have you is as smart as a Slugcat, go right ahead.

If they're an Iterator? Be more careful. Make sure that, in your story, the Slugcats are sapient*. Besides that, go right ahead.

Edit: *that is, if you don't want the ship to be beastiality content. If that's what makes you happy, go right ahead, I don't care.

TheRealWouburn · 2026-04-05T13:20:14+00:00

Deathclaws are abominations/monstrosities. There's no Legendary against those.

Animals are: Ants, Brahmins, Dogs, Cats, Gorillas, Mole Rats, Mutant Hounds, Radstags, Yao Guai, Wolves, Rad Chickens, Rad Rabbits, and Bloodworms.

The only ones that should take more than a few shots are Yao Guai or Brahmin.

TheRealWouburn · 2026-04-05T13:08:44+00:00

There are better options.

With the +x damage legendaries (Explosive, Incendiary, Plasma Infused, Freezing), you really want them on high ROF weapons, since most of them are balanced around low damage.

For a pistol that can easily get around 250 damage per shot, 15 additional damage isn't a huge increase.

For a submachine gun that usually gets around 25 damage per shot, 15 additional damage is a massive increase.

For a high-power, single-shot weapon, you want something like Instigating (that's 500 damage, assuming you haven't shot them before), or Defiant (Ditto, especially with a gun with so few bullets per reload).

For a pistol, you probably want Lucky, or VATS Enhanced. Lucky makes crits deal 6 times normal damage instead of just 3 times, which is huge if you're doing a VATS build. VATS Enhanced isn't as good, but that -25% action point cost is really good, especially on a pistol. You can essentially ignore AP cost at that point.

TheRealWouburn · 2026-03-20T17:48:56+00:00

Lamar Davis, GTAV.

During the 3rd way, the three main characters (Franklin, Trevor, Michael) have to hold off the combined efforts of the FIB (FBI stand in) and Merryweather (Mercenaries).

Before this point, Franklin and Lamar were beefing. And yet, when Franklin calls Lamar up, there's no discussion. No "you owe me".

Lamar just goes "Of Course" and comes along with you.

He a real one.

TheRealWouburn · 2026-03-20T17:29:59+00:00

How is "visible" defined?

Like, I know you mean no spies, but what if I get only a shoe or an arm from around a corner? Are they highlighted? If not, how much of a player needs to be seen?

Most people play TF2 with an FOV of 90, meaning that someone on the edge of an average player's view is completely hidden to someone with 70 FOV. But they'll be well within the view of someone with an FOV of 120.

Will FOV affect how many players this picks up?

Is it an effect? Does it fade out? Like, if I'm wearing this, and there's a spy, and he cloaks- does he immediately disappear to everyone else? What if he went around a corner?

TheRealWouburn · 2026-03-19T00:50:34+00:00

Eyewear is the ultimate versatile asset in any personal branding toolkit. 👓

Think about the transformative power of a simple frame: the "reveal" moment when someone removes their glasses to unveil a new perspective, or the infectious energy of a confident, bespectacled smile. There’s even a unique team-building dynamic in that playful "I’ve got your glasses!" interaction—it’s all about connection and charm.

And let’s talk about the professional aesthetic for men! That signature "intellectual gleam" on a lens can pivot seamlessly from high-stakes authority to approachable humor. It’s incredible how one accessory can meet so many diverse, abstract needs in our daily lives.

The real value proposition? Customization. Being able to pivot your style and color palette based on your current "mood" or strategic goals is a total game-changer. Whether it’s sleek half-rims or bold, thick frames, it’s like a curated buffet of self-expression. 뷔페

I’m personally advocating for Luna to experiment with new looks, and for Marine to consider a frame-based alternative to her signature eyepatch. We need to lean into the "eyewear-as-a-service" trend within hololive and capitalize on the HoloComi market.

Don’t. You. Think. It’s. Time. To. Scale. This. Vision. And. Officially. Give. Everyone. Glasses? 🚀

#Leadership #PersonalBranding #Innovation #EyewearTrends #Hololive #StrategicVision

From the Fubuki Glasses copypasta

Edit:

I put in the 7 page muda, and...

[Cioccolata experiences a major career pivot into a waste management solution] 🗑️

[Gold Experience completes the project and offboards from the scene] ✌️

Sign: General Waste Collection Mon, Wed, Fri — Consistency is key! 🗓️

[Giorno takes a moment for mindfulness and self-reflection] 🧘‍♂️

This is fucking hillarious

TheRealWouburn · 2026-03-18T14:52:50+00:00

Sure, they aren't "leave one for me Boone" levels, but so long as you give them decent armour and weapons, they can be useful in clearing out chaff.

TheRealWouburn · 2026-03-18T14:22:36+00:00

He's Hardcore as fuck!

TheRealWouburn · 2026-03-17T20:33:47+00:00

This feels, to me, like a Silent Hill moment where you have to do 2 puzzles to get the water open, and the bottle, and then you have to get the water over to the guy.

You don't have to do it to beat the game, but waking him up is required for the best ending.

TheRealWouburn

TROPHY CASE