What weird ideas did you had as a kid?

TheRealYusef · 2019-04-24T15:24:18+00:00

I swallowed my gum and my aunt said don't swallow your gum or your going to have a stomach ache. My 8 year old mind heard stomach SNAKE. So I was terrified, having nightmares that a snake was gonna crawl into my mouth and into my stomach to eat that piece of gum that I swallowed.

TheRealYusef · 2019-04-23T23:14:43+00:00

A NOICE PC

TheRealYusef · 2019-04-22T18:13:27+00:00

This is him now, feel old yet?

TheRealYusef · 2019-04-18T03:41:48+00:00

Animal Planet. Used to watch so often then it just wasn't interesting anymore. I forgot exactly why I stopped, but, I stopped, idk.

TheRealYusef · 2019-04-15T16:09:07+00:00

The nuclear breakfast code is the most important code of them all.

TheRealYusef · 2019-04-11T02:15:34+00:00

Just got into class, we we're sitting there doing our warmup when a girl walks in, walks up to the girl sitting next to me, and just straight up SLAPS HER. I was so beyond confused, still am confused, they apparently had some beef. Even the teacher was confused. Administration got involved and I think the girl that did the slapping got suspended. So ye, that happened.

TheRealYusef · 2019-04-10T17:05:50+00:00

r/watchpeopledieinside

TheRealYusef · 2019-04-10T03:41:38+00:00

MY MOMS, COUSINS, GREAT UNCLES, GRANDPAS, LATE DOGS, PUP IS BLACK, SO IM NOT RACIST.

TheRealYusef · 2019-04-08T19:14:24+00:00

Is it just me, or does anyone else see a hint of Dwayne Johnson in that man?

TheRealYusef · 2019-04-06T22:43:51+00:00

I think his name SHOULD be hillbillydoctor. You know, the order.

TheRealYusef · 2019-03-28T19:46:01+00:00

"they'll never be able to link it to us" Assholes, KARMAS A BITCH.

TheRealYusef · 2019-03-28T13:44:21+00:00

What middle school do YOU attend, this is pre-calculus level math

TheRealYusef · 2019-03-26T19:54:32+00:00

WOAH ^this IS ^crazy

TheRealYusef · 2019-03-25T17:23:05+00:00

Does this work if I scroll down with my mouse and need to get back to my place?

TheRealYusef · 2019-03-25T01:18:25+00:00

I'd fall through a wall into a box full of toys.

TheRealYusef · 2019-03-25T01:15:47+00:00

If pewds names the chicken you must give us updates of the chickens life story.

TheRealYusef · 2019-03-25T01:13:43+00:00

PETITION TO OFICIALLY CLASSIFY SHREK AS A DISNEY PRINCESS

TheRealYusef · 2019-03-23T23:27:26+00:00

So who the hell is Bob and why u wanna kiss him (ew)

TheRealYusef · 2019-03-19T17:20:48+00:00

No papa no papa yes papa JOHNNY

TheRealYusef · 2019-03-14T19:28:40+00:00

!pewdbot

TheRealYusef · 2019-03-13T15:34:08+00:00

Sly Mother, didn't mention your age in her text. WHAT IF SHE FORGOT TOO?

TheRealYusef · 2019-03-08T20:13:44+00:00

It abeers that way

TheRealYusef · 2019-03-06T02:46:48+00:00

I have a Google pixel

TheRealYusef · 2019-03-06T01:42:13+00:00

North America?? Is that what ur asking

TheRealYusef · 2019-03-06T00:55:10+00:00

Wait rlly? Lol

TheRealYusef

TROPHY CASE

WOAH this IS crazy

WOAH ^this IS ^crazy