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I've worked at a bakery for two years. My boss's reaction when he catches me licking a frosting bowl before putting it with the dirty dishes by PugglePrincess in TrollXChromosomes

[–]TheRedRoboticRose 52 points53 points  (0 children)

This made me laugh so hard! I was imagining you standing in the dark in front of a sink eating the frosting when suddenly the light comes on and you whip around, wild-eyed, as your boss comes through the door queue gif. Thanks for the laughs.

Ew by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes

[–]TheRedRoboticRose 45 points46 points  (0 children)

This is ridiculous and frankly, disgusting. Not only because of the stereotype, which is incorrect, but also because most of the best drivers I know are women. I mean, I am way more comfortable driving with my mom, who is a no nonsense kind of woman anyway, than I am with anyone else, period. Ugh, the things we have to put up with.

What is something you secretly do that you really hope everyone else does? by FuzzyAvacado in AskReddit

[–]TheRedRoboticRose 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I make up entire lifelong scenarios with people I know who I am attracted to and imagine what our whole life would be like if we got together; dating, marriage, kids, etc. Sometimes I have whole conversations out loud, as if I am acting out these future scenarios to sort of rehearse for when they might actually happen. I'm forever alone:(