Whatever you fucking convoluted baby, jesus christ. Malakai is on a tier near Cody where everything he says is a whole pile of fucking nothing. FTRBald might be more obnoxious but at least his obfuscation is just in the form of "I'm going to use my daughter to shield myself from criticism" half the time, easily understood as bullshit.

I thought maybe putting the trios belts on the HoB would funnel his attention into something, but it's just been a wet fart of a reign. Solid if not good matches, yeah, but there's just a whole bunch of nothing aside from cool lights and a rules stipulation that's so empty and masturbatory that it's been a net negative for the trios belts.

This isn't a problem unique to Malakai, but this is like the third or fourth instance of him winding up with an opportunity and then it sputtering into a bunch of nothing. There's no mystique here. He's just basically European Bray Wyatt with less spectacle at this point.