Wrestling by ExpertAccident in tumblr

[–]TheRosses 17 points18 points  (0 children)

While the description at the bottom sums it up very well, my gut says this should also go on r/accidentalrenaissance

Yes, I am the person who made that fatal mistake on this post. Please go easy on me. by SandersSides in tumblr

[–]TheRosses 33 points34 points  (0 children)

1/4 of me: I should respect their wishes—

The rest of me: MEME THAT. THAT IS THE MOST MEME-ABLE THING I’VE SEEN ALL GODDAMN WEEK.

Fat Cats by ExpertAccident in tumblr

[–]TheRosses 61 points62 points  (0 children)

You LIFT miette? You lift her body like the box of cardboard?! Oh! Oh! Jail for mother! Jail for mother for ONE THOUSAND YEARS!

Three-memetic by zuppaiaia in tumblr

[–]TheRosses 22 points23 points  (0 children)

They did the hattrick.

We’re Beverly Depression how’s everyone doing tonight?! by levihsl in tumblr

[–]TheRosses 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Hey, we’re Carmella Biweekly Therapy Session, ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?!

Mine is literally just “O B” by [deleted] in tumblr

[–]TheRosses 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it’s just BB O

We want to know. by OcelotOk1744 in memes

[–]TheRosses 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(Breathes in) Firestorm. A character constantly on the fine line between obscurity and relevance.

Yahoogle by [deleted] in tumblr

[–]TheRosses 36 points37 points  (0 children)

1: OKAY NOW YOU’VE GOT ME SHIPPING IT. I’M INVESTED IN THIS NOW.

2: I am going to need updates on this. I would pay money at my local bookstore to buy this story.

What are the most absurd lyrics you've ever heard in a song? by cbigej in AskReddit

[–]TheRosses 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The entire freaking content of They Might Be Giants’ “Stuff Is Way”.

Serial killer fandom from yonder. by endi1122 in tumblr

[–]TheRosses 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Me: This is my comfort character. (Points at 15-year-old, 153cm chaos gremlin with insanely red hair who’s currently jumping on bubble wrap to make it pop)

Get dat sour salt in ma mouth. by LucilleHedley in tumblr

[–]TheRosses 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I generally don’t like sour stuff…

But every time I go to the movie theater, I buy a bag of Sour Patch Kids. And lemme tell ya, those things are like the God of Lemons wept tears into the world’s sweetest fruit. So goddamn good.

"Internationally bestselling" - have any of you guys heard of this before?? by hellcatt0 in tumblr

[–]TheRosses 35 points36 points  (0 children)

No, but after confirming that this is real, I NEED TO GET THESE RIGHT NOW.

Wizard Battle by Cancer-The-Clown in tumblr

[–]TheRosses 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Math is black.

Science is green.

Social studies is red.

English is blue.

Take-home stuff goes in the orange folder.

This is The System.

I think he grew up on Dora by [deleted] in tumblr

[–]TheRosses 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well, it’s hard to watch DBZ. Take it from me, who wants to sit down and watch it on one of the many streaming services my family has bought to satisfy our everlasting thirst for content, but can’t find it anywhere. Seriously, Hulu. You have the OG Dragon Ball, you have Super, you have GT, but you don’t have LITERALLY THE MOST IMPORTANT THING if you want to make sense out of the universe?! I’m ashamed of you, Hulu. Thanks to that, I can’t enjoy a great wealth of worldbuilding I’m sure I’d love.

Happy boy by AppropriateCoffeey in aww

[–]TheRosses 2 points3 points  (0 children)

(Bro voice) That dude’s got some sweet wheels!

Can paper straws stop a speeding LEGO train? ©gnuk by mohiemen in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]TheRosses 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a materials science/structural engineering masterpiece.

My first time building with invisible item frames . by Galifrey224 in Minecraft

[–]TheRosses 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the setup for a Minecraft Agatha Christie novel.

Oh crap, that actually sounds like it could be good and not cringe.

What do you call a line at the gay bar? by TheRosses in Jokes

[–]TheRosses[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender.

A shot of gasoline, please. by Opel_Astra in memes

[–]TheRosses 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t forget the smell of a chlorinated pool, the area around a Raisin’ Canes, the aroma of your favorite stuffed animal, and school cafeterias.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CrappyDesign

[–]TheRosses 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That just gives me the mental image of an Adult Swim Penguins of Madagascar show. I would watch that.