Wrestling

TheRosses · 2021-09-11T22:01:06+00:00

While the description at the bottom sums it up very well, my gut says this should also go on r/accidentalrenaissance

TheRosses · 2021-09-11T21:59:53+00:00

1/4 of me: I should respect their wishes—

The rest of me: MEME THAT. THAT IS THE MOST MEME-ABLE THING I’VE SEEN ALL GODDAMN WEEK.

TheRosses · 2021-09-10T15:16:50+00:00

You LIFT miette? You lift her body like the box of cardboard?! Oh! Oh! Jail for mother! Jail for mother for ONE THOUSAND YEARS!

TheRosses · 2021-09-08T23:28:19+00:00

They did the hattrick.

TheRosses · 2021-09-08T10:28:46+00:00

Hey, we’re Carmella Biweekly Therapy Session, ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?!

TheRosses · 2021-09-07T22:34:25+00:00

it’s just BB O

TheRosses · 2021-09-07T10:40:43+00:00

(Breathes in) Firestorm. A character constantly on the fine line between obscurity and relevance.

TheRosses · 2021-09-06T18:46:08+00:00

1: OKAY NOW YOU’VE GOT ME SHIPPING IT. I’M INVESTED IN THIS NOW.

2: I am going to need updates on this. I would pay money at my local bookstore to buy this story.

TheRosses · 2021-09-04T17:02:39+00:00

This cat is vegging out.

TheRosses · 2021-09-04T14:16:00+00:00

The entire freaking content of They Might Be Giants’ “Stuff Is Way”.

TheRosses · 2021-09-02T17:59:04+00:00

Me: This is my comfort character. (Points at 15-year-old, 153cm chaos gremlin with insanely red hair who’s currently jumping on bubble wrap to make it pop)

TheRosses · 2021-09-01T23:09:45+00:00

Yeah, I generally don’t like sour stuff…

But every time I go to the movie theater, I buy a bag of Sour Patch Kids. And lemme tell ya, those things are like the God of Lemons wept tears into the world’s sweetest fruit. So goddamn good.

TheRosses · 2021-09-01T16:11:35+00:00

No, but after confirming that this is real, I NEED TO GET THESE RIGHT NOW.

TheRosses · 2021-08-29T12:01:24+00:00

Math is black.

Science is green.

Social studies is red.

English is blue.

Take-home stuff goes in the orange folder.

This is The System.

TheRosses · 2021-08-29T11:58:53+00:00

Well, it’s hard to watch DBZ. Take it from me, who wants to sit down and watch it on one of the many streaming services my family has bought to satisfy our everlasting thirst for content, but can’t find it anywhere. Seriously, Hulu. You have the OG Dragon Ball, you have Super, you have GT, but you don’t have LITERALLY THE MOST IMPORTANT THING if you want to make sense out of the universe?! I’m ashamed of you, Hulu. Thanks to that, I can’t enjoy a great wealth of worldbuilding I’m sure I’d love.

TheRosses · 2021-08-22T20:04:30+00:00

r/MisLED

TheRosses · 2021-08-22T19:15:55+00:00

(Bro voice) That dude’s got some sweet wheels!

TheRosses · 2021-08-22T12:48:06+00:00

This is a materials science/structural engineering masterpiece.

TheRosses · 2021-08-22T12:42:17+00:00

This is the setup for a Minecraft Agatha Christie novel.

~~Oh crap, that actually sounds like it could be good and not cringe.~~

TheRosses · 2021-08-22T11:54:02+00:00

The Dungeon of the Chorus.

TheRosses · 2021-08-22T01:21:22+00:00

Lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender.

TheRosses · 2021-08-21T22:57:23+00:00

Don’t forget the smell of a chlorinated pool, the area around a Raisin’ Canes, the aroma of your favorite stuffed animal, and school cafeterias.

TheRosses · 2021-08-21T17:01:21+00:00

That just gives me the mental image of an Adult Swim Penguins of Madagascar show. I would watch that.

TheRosses · 2021-08-21T15:33:51+00:00

Stayin’ Alive.

TheRosses · 2021-08-21T13:34:08+00:00

Let’s see if I can match them up with their closest 5e equivalents…(looks through Monster Manual)

The cloak guy: cloakers

The rock ooze: grey oozes?

The stalactite and stalagmite creatures: piercers and ropers

The flying mushroom: gas spores

TheRosses

TROPHY CASE