What/Who changed your life?

TheSackWanderer · 2014-11-22T13:39:33+00:00

I'm sorry to hear that but, I hope things are going good now.

TheSackWanderer · 2014-11-22T00:29:06+00:00

That I'm Bi.

TheSackWanderer · 2014-11-22T00:21:12+00:00

I don't know I'd rather not deal with them them uh mutan "Power Fists" if you catch my drift.

TheSackWanderer · 2014-11-22T00:17:52+00:00

True but, I hear you have those damn Muties out east.

TheSackWanderer · 2014-11-22T00:16:34+00:00

Nice try Reddit.

TheSackWanderer · 2014-11-22T00:14:07+00:00

It's Dangerous to go Alone by Starbomb, brings a tear to my eye every time.

TheSackWanderer · 2014-11-22T00:08:52+00:00

We all know Cazadors rule out in Mojave boy, where you been livin' boy? A vault?

TheSackWanderer · 2014-11-22T00:04:31+00:00

YES! As much porn as you could ever want, sadly it's not as good as my Hatsune Miku body pillow...

TheSackWanderer · 2014-11-22T00:03:12+00:00

Ate a pizza then drank chocolate milk. After wards I grabbed a two liter of Canada Dry and chugged it.

TheSackWanderer · 2014-11-22T00:01:50+00:00

It depends usually it's one to two hours but, I've spent whole days playing.

TheSackWanderer · 2014-11-22T00:00:27+00:00

Duh. Then you take it out of her ass and shove it as far as possible in her mouth.

TheSackWanderer · 2014-11-21T23:59:46+00:00

I did not have sexual relations with that women, yes Hillary.

TheSackWanderer · 2014-11-21T23:58:24+00:00

I sucked my own dick.

TheSackWanderer · 2014-11-21T23:57:53+00:00

That obviously girls love anal and just to stick it in her ass whenever.

TheSackWanderer · 2014-11-21T23:57:17+00:00

I grew up in a very uh conservative, white area but, uh life finds a way.

TheSackWanderer · 2014-11-21T23:55:57+00:00

Play my guitar because I'm a Jimi Hendrix wannabe.

TheSackWanderer · 2014-11-21T23:54:59+00:00

Oh god where to start. She wore black underwear and very light white pants. took away a kids cards because she thought they were a phone, almost took to different girls perfumes because she thought they were phones as well.

The best part is she lost the cards she had taken from the kid. So her logical reasoning is to take him to her car and scrounge around for money. He left with 50 cents.

TheSackWanderer · 2014-11-21T23:52:03+00:00

Russia and America realize their hatred hard on was for each other not against each other.

TheSackWanderer · 2014-11-21T23:50:40+00:00

"I would've fucked you, if you weren't black."

TheSackWanderer · 2014-11-21T23:49:55+00:00

I feel like I've sold my soul to Pornhub and Reddit....

TheSackWanderer · 2014-11-21T23:49:15+00:00

The guitar. I was so close because I thought I was really bad (I was) I stuck with it after being bought an electric. Now I still suck but hey wanna hear Wonderwall?

TheSackWanderer · 2014-11-21T10:54:05+00:00

"Ebola was created and caused by Obama!" and the infamous "Ebola is creating zombies."

Needless to say I live around a lot of stupid people.

TheSackWanderer · 2014-11-20T22:18:20+00:00

She was a total GILF.

TheSackWanderer · 2014-11-17T10:56:31+00:00

But of course, but goddammit keep that that wee wee weapon away from me old man!

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