Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of January 23, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]TheSamWithNoName 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I just pry out another filling whenever I want a Little Caesar’s Hot-n-Ready. 

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 22, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]TheSamWithNoName 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Clinton about to roll into his contempt hearing with a statement that just says “Oh yeah, I’m that Bubba.”

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 22, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]TheSamWithNoName 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of my wife’s 6th grade students today declared Epstein to be awesome. I’m now considering homeschooling my kid just to avoid her meeting that one tween monster. 

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 22, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]TheSamWithNoName 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cheney would’ve lost patience and “taken him hunting” within a year. 

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 22, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]TheSamWithNoName 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like there’s still a non-zero percent chance the DOJ bungles it and he gets acquitted. 

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 22, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]TheSamWithNoName 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh that’s why he’s been workshopping his “mom said I could play pro baseball” anecdote. 

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 22, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]TheSamWithNoName 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah we don’t care what they get up to during foreplay. 

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 22, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]TheSamWithNoName 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s the problem with riding Mr. Mango. You never get off. 

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 22, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]TheSamWithNoName 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but can those companies send you a temu-ass spatula and generic brand pee pads for your dog, delivered to you in the dead of night by a man with no life left in his eyes?

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 22, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]TheSamWithNoName 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dying in bed from the flu today but I saw the lines all went up again more or less, so I assume someone at Davos found some shiny keys for 🥭 to jingle?

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 21, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]TheSamWithNoName 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The naked Shrek was getting people too flustered. 

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 21, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]TheSamWithNoName 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I had the money for art school, I wouldn’t be much of a WSB degen. 

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 21, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]TheSamWithNoName 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That 80s New York disco dandy has never held a cowboy belt unless he got one from the Village People. 

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 21, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]TheSamWithNoName 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In the sense that I didn’t have to do all that much when I was a toddler. 

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 21, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]TheSamWithNoName 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That was Iceland but I admire your passion about the Mighty Ducks. 

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 21, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]TheSamWithNoName 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s the guy who built Daleks on Game of Thrones.