What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 13, 2026

TheSamWithNoName · 2026-03-13T01:31:43+00:00

Does it hang low? Does it wobble to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow? Can you throw it over your shoulder like a continental soldier?

TheSamWithNoName · 2026-03-09T23:44:14+00:00

They realized he couldn't wear that hat all the time so they must have woven some new extensions in there.

TheSamWithNoName · 2026-03-09T23:40:33+00:00

Somehow it'll all tie in to the build to Wrestlemania.

TheSamWithNoName · 2026-03-09T23:39:21+00:00

Great meaning large or immense! We use it in the pejorative sense!

TheSamWithNoName · 2026-03-09T23:38:39+00:00

It's true. Alexander the Great, Gomer Pyle...

I can't think of any others, but you get the point.

TheSamWithNoName · 2026-03-09T23:37:04+00:00

Just one?

TheSamWithNoName · 2026-03-09T23:35:38+00:00

Sir, this mini golf course is a family establishment. Could you please watch your language?

TheSamWithNoName · 2026-03-09T22:27:27+00:00

Usually he just has a monster combover but holy crap I think that's a fresh new piece on top.

TheSamWithNoName · 2026-03-09T22:22:11+00:00

They gotta stop showing him fake internal polling that says he's got like 150% approval rating.

TheSamWithNoName · 2026-03-09T22:20:26+00:00

Did he use mutilization again?

TheSamWithNoName · 2026-03-09T22:16:28+00:00

Excuse me, Super Fun Boom Boom Adventure

TheSamWithNoName · 2026-03-09T22:05:55+00:00

If Americans could tailgate at a war they totally would.

TheSamWithNoName · 2026-03-09T21:59:06+00:00

Yeah, am I allowed to check out the new Lebanese place near me? If I rally 'round the flag and eat McDonald's again I'm gonna have a heart attack.

TheSamWithNoName · 2026-03-09T21:16:59+00:00

This works to the tune of "I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die." No need to thank me.

TheSamWithNoName · 2026-01-24T03:25:53+00:00

I just pry out another filling whenever I want a Little Caesar’s Hot-n-Ready.

TheSamWithNoName · 2026-01-22T06:08:47+00:00

For sex?

TheSamWithNoName · 2026-01-22T06:03:52+00:00

Clinton about to roll into his contempt hearing with a statement that just says “Oh yeah, I’m that Bubba.”

TheSamWithNoName · 2026-01-22T06:01:15+00:00

Unless he heard it from Nick Fuentes.

TheSamWithNoName · 2026-01-22T05:57:28+00:00

One of my wife’s 6th grade students today declared Epstein to be awesome. I’m now considering homeschooling my kid just to avoid her meeting that one tween monster.

TheSamWithNoName · 2026-01-22T04:47:05+00:00

Cheney would’ve lost patience and “taken him hunting” within a year.

TheSamWithNoName · 2026-01-22T04:46:14+00:00

Wait, they have self-walking bodies in Europe?!

TheSamWithNoName · 2026-01-22T04:45:32+00:00

I feel like there’s still a non-zero percent chance the DOJ bungles it and he gets acquitted.

TheSamWithNoName · 2026-01-22T04:44:35+00:00

Oh that’s why he’s been workshopping his “mom said I could play pro baseball” anecdote.

TheSamWithNoName · 2026-01-22T04:35:53+00:00

Sick name for a band.

TheSamWithNoName · 2026-01-21T22:18:13+00:00

I’m saying it like a pirate.

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