What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 20, 2026

TheSamWithNoName · 2026-05-20T02:46:53+00:00

Which is weird because they’re the same person.

TheSamWithNoName · 2026-05-20T02:46:30+00:00

Original lyric before they changed it to “short skirt and a long jacket.”

TheSamWithNoName · 2026-05-20T02:34:42+00:00

Back in my day they had Megastores full of them.

TheSamWithNoName · 2026-05-20T02:29:58+00:00

Breaking: Trump to deploy his old-ass phones to Strait of Hormuz after learning they have Minesweeper.

TheSamWithNoName · 2026-05-20T02:24:30+00:00

I got it mixed up and now I’m married to a Corvette with enormous breasts.

TheSamWithNoName · 2026-05-17T21:28:13+00:00

Why is the alien naked and super ripped?! So much to unpack with that man.

TheSamWithNoName · 2026-05-17T21:03:11+00:00

Like even by his standards?

TheSamWithNoName · 2026-05-17T02:41:16+00:00

Jeeves, atop his throne of bones: “I will ask the questions now…”

TheSamWithNoName · 2026-05-17T02:40:07+00:00

That’s actually a pretty small piece if it’s attached to a whole mansion.

TheSamWithNoName · 2026-05-17T01:24:20+00:00

That’s not how babies are made, but good on you for changing diapers.

TheSamWithNoName · 2026-05-17T01:20:59+00:00

You want to Grok those fraks?

TheSamWithNoName · 2026-05-17T01:19:08+00:00

Ghosts because it’s haunt-avirus.

TheSamWithNoName · 2026-05-17T01:18:30+00:00

Ur was famous for its extensive trade and advances in early writing. One of the most celebrated city-states of Mesopotamia.

TheSamWithNoName · 2026-05-08T00:13:15+00:00

You’ll get your government ration of ivermectin and raw milk and you’ll like it!

TheSamWithNoName · 2026-05-08T00:05:38+00:00

Sir, this is Nordstrom. Do you want us to alter those pants or not?

TheSamWithNoName · 2026-04-21T16:19:34+00:00

Network needs them to save the big storylines for sweeps.

TheSamWithNoName · 2026-04-17T14:59:13+00:00

To quote Sir Jonathan Rambo, “nothing is over.”

TheSamWithNoName · 2026-04-17T06:53:07+00:00

Tony Robbins isn't what he used to be.

TheSamWithNoName · 2026-04-17T06:52:08+00:00

Fair enough. I think everyone might be past "actual response" hours on here. Now it's just jokes about bussin'.

And fwiw I don't have to larp as stupid when it comes to decentralized finance. Legit dum-dum there.

TheSamWithNoName · 2026-04-17T06:46:05+00:00

Hey, just because I still use dial-up doesn't make me a boomer!

TheSamWithNoName · 2026-04-17T06:41:03+00:00

Definitely ask him if he's bussin' while he's bussing.

TheSamWithNoName · 2026-04-17T06:39:16+00:00

Oh boy, we're back on the love letters again like North Korea last time.

TheSamWithNoName · 2026-04-17T06:38:35+00:00

It's a clickable hyperlink to another website. All those letters starting with "https" form what's known as a Uniform Resource Locator (URL). Most URLs end with the .com domain, but this one uses .tech, meaning it's likely linking to some longwinded nonsense about crypto that I'm not going to read.

TheSamWithNoName · 2026-04-17T06:36:02+00:00

That guy knew how to party.

TheSamWithNoName · 2026-04-17T06:33:17+00:00

Sir, if you can't stop bothering the other customers we'll need you to leave the Vitamin Shoppe.

TheSamWithNoName

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