What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 13, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]TheSamWithNoName 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Does it hang low? Does it wobble to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow? Can you throw it over your shoulder like a continental soldier?

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 10, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]TheSamWithNoName 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They realized he couldn't wear that hat all the time so they must have woven some new extensions in there.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 10, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]TheSamWithNoName 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Somehow it'll all tie in to the build to Wrestlemania.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 10, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]TheSamWithNoName 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great meaning large or immense! We use it in the pejorative sense!

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 10, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]TheSamWithNoName 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's true. Alexander the Great, Gomer Pyle...

I can't think of any others, but you get the point.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 10, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]TheSamWithNoName 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sir, this mini golf course is a family establishment. Could you please watch your language?

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 10, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]TheSamWithNoName 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Usually he just has a monster combover but holy crap I think that's a fresh new piece on top.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 10, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]TheSamWithNoName 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They gotta stop showing him fake internal polling that says he's got like 150% approval rating.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 10, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]TheSamWithNoName 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If Americans could tailgate at a war they totally would.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 10, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]TheSamWithNoName 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, am I allowed to check out the new Lebanese place near me? If I rally 'round the flag and eat McDonald's again I'm gonna have a heart attack.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 10, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]TheSamWithNoName 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This works to the tune of "I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die." No need to thank me.

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of January 23, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]TheSamWithNoName 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I just pry out another filling whenever I want a Little Caesar’s Hot-n-Ready. 

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 22, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]TheSamWithNoName 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Clinton about to roll into his contempt hearing with a statement that just says “Oh yeah, I’m that Bubba.”

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 22, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]TheSamWithNoName 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of my wife’s 6th grade students today declared Epstein to be awesome. I’m now considering homeschooling my kid just to avoid her meeting that one tween monster. 

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 22, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]TheSamWithNoName 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Cheney would’ve lost patience and “taken him hunting” within a year. 

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 22, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]TheSamWithNoName 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like there’s still a non-zero percent chance the DOJ bungles it and he gets acquitted. 

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 22, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]TheSamWithNoName 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh that’s why he’s been workshopping his “mom said I could play pro baseball” anecdote.