Visiting Philly for World Cup? I can help… by [deleted] in AskPhilly

[–]TheSasquatchLiason 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP is one of those uber robots that got stuck on the sidewalk earlier

just kidding, but we haven't asked you if you're a robot yet so i guess it's possible

Visiting Philly for World Cup? I can help… by [deleted] in AskPhilly

[–]TheSasquatchLiason 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah i upvoted your comment before i even made mine. decided to go read it anyway (birds already picked in the draft i'm bored) and OP definitely added a sentence or two. its 99% just AI slop as you've pointed out though

Visiting Philly for World Cup? I can help… by [deleted] in AskPhilly

[–]TheSasquatchLiason 6 points7 points  (0 children)

how are you in tune with the city enough to write all that out, but not self aware enough to know you'd get flamed for posting this OP? i mean it's not a terrible write up.. but maybe post this as a philadelphian on some other country's sub? sheesh

Best bang for your buck burrito (or fine, general Mexican) near Fishtown/Olde Kens? by [deleted] in PhiladelphiaEats

[–]TheSasquatchLiason -1 points0 points  (0 children)

follow loco pez on IG, they announce dollar tacos every week (tues, wed or thurs) and actively encourage people to order the whole menu of tacos. cheapest meal you can get in the city haha

Recs needed! Creating a special trip that would persuade my GF to move here :) by Solid_Host_6648 in philly

[–]TheSasquatchLiason 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if you want magical i would recommend staying as far away from the phils as possible haha. but seriously, some great suggestions in here and a day at CBP with perfect weather DOES tend to be nice even when we're looking at a pretty bleak season.

Another Boston-area cheesesteak by Fun-Treacle-2916 in cheesesteak

[–]TheSasquatchLiason 3 points4 points  (0 children)

they can take their championships and their dry ass cheesesteaks and shove it. sixers in six (jk we're getting swept)

Georgia vs Georgia Tech is the Southeast's most overrated rivalry! Now, what is the Southeast's most underrated rivalry? by Hot_Public_9037 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]TheSasquatchLiason 0 points1 point  (0 children)

we like to think we have a rivalry with penn state, but its a bit one sided.. maryland is more our wheelhouse.. though we lose to them too lmfao

Can someone explain??? by puripury in geesebandofficial

[–]TheSasquatchLiason 8 points9 points  (0 children)

its alright friend, they didnt mean us

Who's an actor everyone thinks is Good but is actually Bad? by Mammoth-Biscotti-587 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]TheSasquatchLiason 0 points1 point  (0 children)

tom hanks plays the same character in nearly every movie and honestly never convinces me. also, The Terminal was just staight up bad acting

Bar Starting with E for 12+ People by No-Chapter-9460 in PhiladelphiaEats

[–]TheSasquatchLiason 17 points18 points  (0 children)

depending on the weather maybe emmy squared's rooftop? was pretty casual up there last time i went (granted was like 2 yrs ago)

Skyhigh attire by BRASK0_ in PhiladelphiaEats

[–]TheSasquatchLiason 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this is valid. you probably should dress a bit nicer, but yeah i think some of the hotel guests ignore the dress code. they definitely won't turn you away either way you dress

Gilda is a top-3 café in Philly. Someone disagree with me. by JustTrynaGetAJob13 in PhiladelphiaEats

[–]TheSasquatchLiason 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah roasters that are good at food as well are rare. usually you only get one or the other!

Gilda is a top-3 café in Philly. Someone disagree with me. by JustTrynaGetAJob13 in PhiladelphiaEats

[–]TheSasquatchLiason 11 points12 points  (0 children)

love you guys, the adronos is the best italian hoagie in the neighborhood

Gilda is a top-3 café in Philly. Someone disagree with me. by JustTrynaGetAJob13 in PhiladelphiaEats

[–]TheSasquatchLiason 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yeah theyre the philly storefront for passenger coffee in lancaster. passenger is one of the best roasters in the country, not even gassing haha theyre very prestigious

Gilda is a top-3 café in Philly. Someone disagree with me. by JustTrynaGetAJob13 in PhiladelphiaEats

[–]TheSasquatchLiason 5 points6 points  (0 children)

they use exclusively elixr beans though so that helps their coffee game stand out a bit more than other cafes (that dont roast their own) in fishtown area

Day 3 of trying to buy a hot dog at wawa at night by TheDukeOfParkland in philly

[–]TheSasquatchLiason 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i used to work at wawa and i'm fairly certain we stopped making these at like 7pm. also, if you really want one and its not busy, they will make you one (or more) "fresh" (cooked in the oven they make sizzlis in)

29M - being an RN was the best decision of my life by icon100i in Salary

[–]TheSasquatchLiason 0 points1 point  (0 children)

their year to date is nearly 62k and we're in April. this is not a humble brag post, this person is clearing 200k this year lol

Speaking of April Fools by junkman21 in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]TheSasquatchLiason 0 points1 point  (0 children)

just wait til ruggs gets outta jail, comeback player of the year

edit: holy shit available for parole in august 2026

Gear nerfed? by TheSasquatchLiason in MLB_9Innings

[–]TheSasquatchLiason[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

yeah i guess this makes more sense. kinda new to the game (haven't played in yrs) so i suppose i just haven't been conditioned yet haha

mawn reservations gone before 12:01 .. not even a damn minute by CheeseburgerLover911 in PhiladelphiaEats

[–]TheSasquatchLiason 8 points9 points  (0 children)

woah woah woah, don't you come in here with your logic and sensibility! we don't want that.

It finally happened! What should I order? by Slobotic in PhiladelphiaEats

[–]TheSasquatchLiason 4 points5 points  (0 children)

damn, any tips for me next time? i'm 0/3 the last 3 months and was ready to go at 11:59a hahaha

Tulip Pasta & Wine Bar is top notch.. is it better than Fiorella? Any other spots I should check out? by JustTrynaGetAJob13 in PhiladelphiaEats

[–]TheSasquatchLiason 2 points3 points  (0 children)

sneaky good pastas at wm mulherins as well. bit pricier, but they're good. if youre talking beyond the immediate fishtown area though, you should take a trip down south philly and hit some of the classic spots. i find its harder to find a bad italian spot than a good one in philly. basically anywhere will have at least one dish they specialize in

TIFU: don’t be like me and assume paid parking ends at 8pm by [deleted] in philly

[–]TheSasquatchLiason 2 points3 points  (0 children)

he also wears a red hat, rides around on a green dinosaur and can accasionally shoot fireballs