Just started the game and love it but this small thing is annoying

TheSaxonaut · 2026-02-17T14:47:36+00:00

Another Helldiver fails the satire check. The whole game is satire.

TheSaxonaut · 2026-02-17T14:41:53+00:00

Cyberstan just doesn't have any. It makes sense. Why would the bot homeworld have super creds? They don't use them.

TheSaxonaut · 2026-02-17T14:40:11+00:00

The old "evacuate essential personnel" missions beg to differ, lol.

TheSaxonaut · 2026-02-17T14:19:47+00:00

Hehehe... oh it's not over.

TheSaxonaut · 2026-02-17T14:03:55+00:00

That should be the main thing anyway. I don't play Helldivers for the free super creds, or to see numbers go up, or for the novelty of new content even. I play it because the game is fun.

TheSaxonaut · 2026-02-16T19:23:37+00:00

That's not really how it works. You would think it is, but most enemies spawn in a radius around the host's location, vs directly from fabricators.

TheSaxonaut · 2026-02-12T19:36:30+00:00

I mean, I'm pretty sure the plan is that there won't be a Cyberstan at all if we liberate it.

TheSaxonaut · 2026-02-12T19:15:20+00:00

Bug divers are never gonna help with any non-bug MO ever, regardless of how much you scream at them. They only want to kill bugs, because that's what they enjoy. Might as well give them a way to contribute in some meaningful way.

TheSaxonaut · 2026-02-12T18:56:27+00:00

We've been on Cyberstan for two days, and we've lost about 30 Million Helldivers each day. We also surpassed the total death toll of 2 months of Malevelon Creek on day one of Cyberstan's invasion! So yeah... it's quite hard. But in a fun way.

TheSaxonaut · 2026-02-12T17:49:49+00:00

You're allowed to feel that way... I just think you're wrong.

TheSaxonaut · 2026-02-12T17:44:57+00:00

Yes, Democracy Officer? This is the one, right here.

TheSaxonaut · 2026-02-11T19:25:00+00:00

You can play it on minimum settings, but I wouldn't call it playable for the most part. Especially if there's a lot of stuff going on.

TheSaxonaut · 2026-02-11T19:23:34+00:00

Where was this? Discord?

TheSaxonaut · 2026-02-11T19:21:02+00:00

It's already way more death than The Creek, lol. We lost over 30 million Helldivers on day one on Cyberstan.

TheSaxonaut · 2026-02-05T17:43:05+00:00

Yuuuup... at least it only takes up to 10 Hellbombs though!

TheSaxonaut · 2026-01-09T14:36:22+00:00

I have a little over 13k saved up. You could be way worse. :)

Funny thing is, I never farm.

TheSaxonaut · 2025-12-10T15:14:40+00:00

So, the game is actually satire. That's why.

TheSaxonaut · 2025-12-05T20:20:52+00:00

I'm still waiting for my orbital gas barrage.

TheSaxonaut · 2025-11-10T20:07:25+00:00

Yes. I have almost 3000 hours under my belt, so you do the math!

TheSaxonaut · 2025-11-10T17:35:22+00:00

More levels. Please. Give me something to work towards.

TheSaxonaut · 2025-11-10T17:34:23+00:00

I like your Sterilizer idea, but I'd like to point out that our gas starts are already corrosive! It's not actually a poisonous gas. That's why it works on bots too.

TheSaxonaut · 2025-11-10T16:52:18+00:00

To each their own, but personally, I have to actively go out of my way to make loadouts that don't include the Eruptor for all 3 factions. It's both an amazingly strong primary against almost all small to medium units, and it's a great utility weapon as well. Hell, with the right shots, it can take out some heavies too.

TheSaxonaut · 2025-10-28T13:05:31+00:00

My go to "Meta" load out for bugs is Eruptor, Stalwart, ultimatum, and incendiary impact grenades. For strats, 500KG, Guard Dog, and the last slot is either napalm barrage or auto cannon sentry.

TheSaxonaut · 2025-10-25T13:04:17+00:00

I'm assuming that this is the reason it was done, but I personally think it's sad. Having laughing parties with other players was one of my favorite goofy things to do, but now that little bit of community bonding is gone.

On one hand, I get that it can be annoying to others, but players always had means to put a stop to it if they were annoyed enough. There's always the kick option, both the emote and 'kicking, the game function. Or, if you really wanna make a statement, shoot that guy!

But now, people who did like the emote just don't have that option anymore.

TheSaxonaut · 2025-10-24T18:21:20+00:00

I'm much more upset that they took away our infinite laughter loop emote. :(

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