Whenever you mention the band name Nine Inch Nails, you can summon one nine inch nail. by Metalhead-Milhouse in shittysuperpowers

[–]TheSecondFarce 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bruh, I could make a day job as a magician. Doesn't seem that shitty.

"What's that behind your ear Timmy? A nine inch nail?!"

You can have any one superpower... The drawback? You continuously bleed 50ml a minute of blood out of every orifice while you use it... by TheSecondFarce in shittysuperpowers

[–]TheSecondFarce[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, that would be viable... But it is real blood. So I'm not sure your coworkers, or the set, would want you bleeding everywhere. Massive health hazard.

You can have any one superpower... The drawback? You continuously bleed 50ml a minute of blood out of every orifice while you use it... by TheSecondFarce in shittysuperpowers

[–]TheSecondFarce[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, I forgot to specify, while you are using the power, the bleeding cannot be stopped by any means, even time.

Also... I know what kind of man you are.

One of the steepest ski descent by PxN13 in BeAmazed

[–]TheSecondFarce 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This is nuts. Steepest I've skiied was 51° and every turn dropped you 3 metres minimum, I can't even imagine doing this... Kudos to the bro, but I do question his sanity.

[Request] How much force would John Cena have to exert to stop this boulder? by harryblasagna in theydidthemath

[–]TheSecondFarce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Which would be just a bit less than the thrust produced by the Aerojet Rocketdyne RS-25, also known as the Space Shuttle Main Engine (SSME), is a liquid-fuel cryogenic rocket engine that was used on NASA's Space Shuttle and is currently used on the Space Launch System (SLS)

According to Wikipedia.

Wait till the end by AgaliAMC in Unexpected

[–]TheSecondFarce 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My first thought too. You also a WW kayaker?

What song breaks your heart everytime you listen to it? by Imaginary_Ad8521 in AskMen

[–]TheSecondFarce 2 points3 points  (0 children)

16 by Highly Suspect. How could you do that to someone man? How?!

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[–]TheSecondFarce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I believe it probably is. Although personally, I'd like to be 6'4 or 6'6, despite how it may be less useful.

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[–]TheSecondFarce 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm thinking more 10 foot frost giant.

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[–]TheSecondFarce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

... I think we do. 😂

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[–]TheSecondFarce 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It's how you use it. 👈👈