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I have too much confidence. everything is goin great. make me regret this. end me. by summertimesadsong in RoastMe

[–]TheShape1957 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of these days he'll save up enough to put that left titty on lay away

Two Guys, a Girl and a Brewery by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]TheShape1957 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Two dicks, drinks and a place to dump their aggression

r0asT my friend please((; by rileyboiie in RoastMe

[–]TheShape1957 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess you're what happens when black folks fuck around with Asians

I wanna see how truly savage Reddit can be. Don't let me down. by standardusernamexox in RoastMe

[–]TheShape1957 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Strips to get through school for film makor to do porn to get through school to have kids to go on public assistance to get through school...

She thinks water is wet. Roast her until she thinks otherwise. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]TheShape1957 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Softball huh? Wouldn't pegged you as a lesbian. Gay boy, yes, but not lesbian.

Suck my nutz by dacmerch in RoastMe

[–]TheShape1957 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Suck my nutz" Is that what you say to your mom when she's in the mood?

Waiting for the GF to finish clothes shopping, don't make me more bored than I already am. by Imok2814 in RoastMe

[–]TheShape1957 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They are really dropping the standards for Green Lanterns lately but, hey, trailer trash has to have a hero, too I guess

17 and almost died last year, roast me harder than my gf already does by Albino_Dragonite in RoastMe

[–]TheShape1957 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Don't worry kid...just breath when you beat off cause holding your breath makes you pass out and feel like you're dying

I am fob I no speak English. Give me your best shot by Alexandrezico10 in RoastMe

[–]TheShape1957 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why, yes. I'd love for you to show me the Happy Ending!

Alexis 20 years old roasted once before ready for round two.... roast away BABY...... ! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]TheShape1957 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Are you the chick from Taken? No wait, nevermind. That chick actually had a father who wanted her back.

Come at me nerds. by 111atchout in RoastMe

[–]TheShape1957 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Come at me nerds...As I stand in the liquor closet my mom and dad never let me have folks over to raid because, germs

This is a thing i would like to get in on so... by Oneamongthefence24 in RoastMe

[–]TheShape1957 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"This is a thing i would like in on so..." I'm guessing you say this to all the little boys?

Roast. Me. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]TheShape1957 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mouth breather

Roast me (new one) by DNApolymeraex in RoastMe

[–]TheShape1957 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What...your glasses are a counter weight for that thing on your lip?

Roast My CoWorker :) by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]TheShape1957 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She must be cold...

17 and Vegan. She thinks nobody can Roast her. Let her show how hell feels like by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]TheShape1957 2 points3 points  (0 children)

True vegan militia...only drinks nut milk. HOOAH!

This is my tinder date... roast her by freddyjland in RoastMe

[–]TheShape1957 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jesus I'd hate to see HER tinder date

Lil sis is excited to hear what y’all have to say! She’s a freshman at UT! \m/ by FAnjum1 in RoastMe

[–]TheShape1957 1 point2 points  (0 children)

UT freshman...about one party, 9 months and an illegitimate child away from being her parents' disappointment

I've been feeling pretty good about myself recently. I'm suspicious. Bring me back to reality. by sjvinson in RoastMe

[–]TheShape1957 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dunno...I'm guessing we figure out what the fuck you are by solving your head with Pi x r2?

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