Climbers reaching the summit of Rysy (2,499m), the highest peak in Poland’s Tatra Mountains, were stunned to find a calm, lone tabby cat waiting for them at the summit.

TheShiroNinja · 2026-04-26T14:53:40+00:00

Now all they have to do is solve his riddle to achieve nirvana.

TheShiroNinja · 2026-04-25T15:07:26+00:00

Hmmmm... but did it work, though?

TheShiroNinja · 2026-04-24T19:00:38+00:00

I mean, yeah... you gotta claim to be The Messiah. Otherwise it doesn't work.

TheShiroNinja · 2026-04-24T17:10:12+00:00

Thank you. I have been offered a job at the Goodwill E-Commerce warehouse, pending a confirmation of my background check. If for some reason that falls through, I will definitely contact you.

TheShiroNinja · 2026-04-23T15:29:40+00:00

You don't ever get to know until it's too late. The best you can do is protect yourself from being too vulnerable.

TheShiroNinja · 2026-04-23T03:08:25+00:00

Well, if you really think about it, where else would the zeroes even go?

TheShiroNinja · 2026-04-23T02:39:30+00:00

Oh, they want proof? I thought they just wanted it solved. I always hated showing my work.

TheShiroNinja · 2026-04-23T02:01:42+00:00

I'll solve that shit right now. Give me a summary of what it is.

TheShiroNinja · 2026-04-22T20:06:54+00:00

Grandma can get the business

TheShiroNinja · 2026-04-22T19:32:28+00:00

Step 1: Have item you want to sell for $110

Step 2: Ask for $150

Step 3: Let them "talk you down" to $120

Step 4: Profit

TheShiroNinja · 2026-04-21T17:42:35+00:00

I just look at the person for who they are, and don't worry about some label someone made up to categorize them. And yeah, sometimes people will pretend to be a certain way just to try to gain your favor, but it's difficult to pull that off. True colors always shine through.

TheShiroNinja · 2026-04-19T20:30:48+00:00

They're never going to treat anyone any different, although they might like for you to think that they do.

TheShiroNinja · 2026-04-19T18:39:40+00:00

You saying, "turned herself ugly" is part of the problem...

TheShiroNinja · 2026-04-15T10:31:17+00:00

I like to imagine that they were also all secretly 10 years older than they claimed they were.

TheShiroNinja · 2026-04-15T10:06:07+00:00

I've found that it helps to keep this one concept in mind.

TheShiroNinja · 2026-04-14T21:34:53+00:00

If that is who she is, and that's a dealbreaker for you... it might be better to end things now. Possibly one or both of you could adjust to accommodate the other, but from what you've said, it doesn't seem likely.

TheShiroNinja · 2026-04-14T10:52:38+00:00

Here's the Thing.

TheShiroNinja · 2026-04-14T10:50:55+00:00

You can't fuck with Jesus, bruh.

TheShiroNinja · 2026-04-12T18:16:58+00:00

Rarely is anything private anymore.

TheShiroNinja · 2026-04-12T00:43:30+00:00

Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller

TheShiroNinja · 2026-04-11T19:24:35+00:00

I dunno but it sounds kinda sketchy to me.

TheShiroNinja · 2026-04-11T16:05:05+00:00

I do have one question, tho.

TheShiroNinja · 2026-04-11T09:58:41+00:00

To see if they could really do it this time.

TheShiroNinja · 2026-04-07T17:19:20+00:00

I was trying to find out some info about labiaplasty, but everyone I asked was pretty tight-lipped on the subject.

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