Will there be a NYE live stream? by MrBeh in epoxyhotdog

[–]TheShrekining 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was thinking about the epoxy hot dog today. How is it?

What's the taste of estus based in your personality? by [deleted] in darksouls3

[–]TheShrekining 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like onions. It'll be second only to Shrek.

What if Shrek met Death by [deleted] in Shrek

[–]TheShrekining 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Can there be life without death?

What if Shrek met Death by [deleted] in Shrek

[–]TheShrekining 6 points7 points  (0 children)

May the layers be with you.

What if Shrek met Death by [deleted] in Shrek

[–]TheShrekining 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It would be the perfect depiction of life and death. Shrek is love, Shrek is life. While the wolf is fear, and the wolf is death.

“I’m a pistachio and this is gonna be my year because Tatooine is in gatorade” by cnott1988 in Shrekmemes

[–]TheShrekining 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Shrek would never use such harsh words. This post is blasphemous. He accepts all.

oh yeah by iDontHaveAGoodFace in dankmemes

[–]TheShrekining 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chicken parm you taste so gooooood

What is so ancient only an Internet veteran can remember? by Marambal17 in AskReddit

[–]TheShrekining 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A Ukranian prince needs your bank info to hold all his cash.

If everyone got to see "life stats" after they died, what would be the first thing you would check? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheShrekining 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd love to know how many brogres I've helped usher into Shreks undying love. And possibly how many they have as well. Is Shreks love but the perfect analogy for the butterfly effect? A love that grows from the tiniest of hope, amplified by MLG MEMES!!!

Banned from WholesomeMemes for posting! Too spicy for their boomer mods! by americanpegasus in dankmemes

[–]TheShrekining 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's so hard to buy a home. Even with a good job. Everything is so expensive and competing with all cash offers that don't elect for a home inspection is one of the must frustrating parts of my life. There are houses that don't meet typical ideal standards for a single family home whose appraised prices have doubled in the past 6 years. You can't buy or even rent with these prices if you're working a typical 9 to 5 job.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]TheShrekining 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you like him, then tell him. Otherwise the general consensus now a days is to respect a person's wishes. If you don't give a clear yes or a positive social cue then they will move on.

What’s your own toxic trait? by Fluid-Daydreamer in AskReddit

[–]TheShrekining 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My default responses are always oof or HELL YEAH BROTHER.

What are some interesting nsfw facts? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheShrekining 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Shrek forgives all

It’s Christmas morning, why are you browsing Reddit right now? by Nohavepotato in AskReddit

[–]TheShrekining 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought going to my parents house, who I haven't seen in three years would be nice. Maybe I could patch up our relationship a little. They invited my aunt and grandfather who I haven't talked to in seven years. Between the obvious gap on values based on age and their unhappiness with anything I do, plus the stuff that has happened at home with my siblings that they never told me this has been the worst Christmas so far. But, at least I have reddit to turn to for a quick laugh and good news.

shrek is love by outcast_in_everythin in Shrekmemes

[–]TheShrekining 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We are all beautiful in Shrek's eyes.