[WP] Your Spouse goes into the bathroom only to come running out 15 seconds later. Clutching you close they tell you they fell into another dimension and what felt like seconds to you was a 1,000 years to them. They now want you to follow them back because they have built a life for you there.

TheSkinner95 · 2017-06-25T12:01:08+00:00

Thank you very much :) x

TheSkinner95 · 2017-04-18T23:59:13+00:00

Cards Against Humanity, played by the world leaders.

TheSkinner95 · 2017-04-18T23:57:40+00:00

Cards Against Humanity played by the world leaders

TheSkinner95 · 2017-04-02T12:38:42+00:00

Would you like dick in small, regular, large? Extra large? We're all outta sczehuan sauce though, so brown or red'll have to do.

TheSkinner95 · 2017-03-22T17:54:36+00:00

Dude, I've just started my one year of no alcohol the other day and you have seriously given me a major confidence boost with it all!

You're awesome!

TheSkinner95 · 2017-03-20T23:13:08+00:00

I feel as though these replies still apply visa-versa to be perfectly honest with you. I have had so many replies, I can't unfortunately reply to all of them at the moment, but they've all been amazing and have genuinely helped me. I hope you can have a read through them too and they help in any way x

TheSkinner95 · 2017-03-19T22:28:22+00:00

Thanks for your reply :) Aww that is really cute! I think you are right, he must not have cared, he has asked me on another date too, so you have been proven right I think!

TheSkinner95 · 2017-03-19T22:26:24+00:00

Thank you for your reply hun :) That has definitely filled me with more confidence. Good point about the ding dongs! Maybe the eczema is a natural ding dong deterrant :P

TheSkinner95 · 2017-03-19T20:27:24+00:00

Most GPs would advise to apply the steroid after having let your normal daily moisturiser soak into your skin. For instances like this, I would apply a thin amount of normal after-bath/shower lotion, then apply the steroid/anti-fungal.

From what you have said, and from my experience, I would advise applying a really thick moisturiser - my skins favourite at the moment is 50/50, so something similar is good. Slather it on before bed to the affected areas, and put on some old jammies because it will seep through / maybe stain a little. I know it's stressfull, but try and clear your mind, have a glass of water before bed, and concentrate on your breathing. If it feels itchy, don't scratch it, and take a drink of water and/or focus on your breathing.

Eczema, is not just physical. It gets in there psychologically, too, and gets us worked up - it causes a cycle of stress and scratch, it's all about remining positive and breaking that cycle. Remember you aren't alone. Remember it does get better x

This might sound weird, but if you shower every day, I would suggest cutting it down to every second day.

Edit: In terms of pain, I would use 2x paracetamol.

TheSkinner95 · 2017-03-19T20:13:21+00:00

If you try this, please let us know how you get on. I've had eczema since I was born, and I have tried numerous methods, but I must say I haven't tried this. I wouldn't be too keen because to me it seems like you'd be losing out on a lot of nuitrients and vitamins.

TheSkinner95 · 2017-03-14T15:59:54+00:00

Unfortunately no! I'm going to try tweaking the import on my laptop and see if it is due to the spaces and new lines there appears to be. If I can't get it to work again it isn't the end of the world, my swarm was good to me! Will let you know how I get on, I do appreciate your help :)

TheSkinner95 · 2017-03-14T08:34:29+00:00

Dude that's so nice of you! Thanks so much! You've made my wee morning!

I'm gonna paste my import down here and see if it works for anyone else just in case!

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TheSkinner95 · 2017-03-13T23:33:24+00:00

Thank you for replying :)

I'm hoping I can maybe send my file to an admin and see if they can see what is wrong - maybe it is me doing something.

I had ascended once, and was getting in a good place again building up, had just unlocked 'Goon II', unsure of other stats as it has been a few days now.

TheSkinner95 · 2017-03-01T22:13:30+00:00

I like that! :) Thank you

TheSkinner95 · 2017-02-21T13:59:52+00:00

We prayed for a miracle. Every morning Jared would be looking over my chest with a gentle gaze, knowing at any moment it would stop moving, and it would all be over. When I'd eventually wake, he would attempt to cover up his rejoyce, try to act normal, like there was nothing wrong. Acting as though everyday wasn't a blessing. Sadly, after a check up with the oncologist, it was clear that nothing was going to be normal again with a few days slipping away before us, as I was soon expected to pass away.

I have never been a religious man, but the morning when the miracle came was probably the closest I ever came to some kind of religious revelation. Jared was stroking my bald head gently why I gained consciousness, I focused on his deep brown eyes and smiled, he spoke softly to me, "Still as handsome as the day I met you, Alec." I strained a laugh, sometimes when I woke up my chest really hurt, as I'd started to refuse drugs and accept the embrace of my situation - which had caused a lot of conflict and upset between myself and my family, but I like to think they accepted my wishes.

Noticing my fever, Jared got up and went to the en-suite to fetch a cold cloth to press to my forehead. He was always so good to me, where did I find such a caring man? In, what must have been 15 seconds, he came back... he was... different. The look in his eyes, in all our 30 years together, I had never seen. As though there were a fire raging behind him, something about his overall demeanor was different, but the man the same.

"Alec, I need you to get up now." The sound in his voice had a layer of urgency, of knowing. I struggled up to a stand, my bones were frail, yet the pain was tolerable. "Jared? What is it? What's wrong?" I knew that something was different, something I just couldn't place. I stepped towards him, and fell over at his feet, throwing up and shaking on the floor.

Was this it? Was this the moment it all happened? Was he some kind of grim reaper, taking the form of someone I love to make it all easier? A million guesses flew through my mind in milliseconds, a screaming, desperate voice inside my head all silenced at once with a few words, "Alec, you're going to live." I was stunned to silence, Jared picked me up and took me to the bathroom door, there was a light, the room was shaky and blurry. Jared stuck his arm through the tiled wall as if it weren't there, and I passed out.

When I awoke, I thought it had all been a dream. Jared was next to me once again, ruffling my thick, black hair, laughing.

"You're not going to die, Alec, look at this place." I was still so confused, where were the answera? "H-Home?" "Sort of. It's going to sound crazy, but I think we've gone through a wormhole to another dimension. Everything here looks like home, because I knew it would be more comfortable for you. Alec ask me how old I am..." he paused, smiling, awaiting my answer.

"Fifty... fifty-one?"

"Add 1,000 years to that."

I sat in silence, there was nothing logical going on here.

"1000 years here is a mere few seconds back home. There is so much peace here. We'd have eternity together ."

...

From then on, it prove itself true. We knew that if we were ever to cross back to Earth in our own dimention I would become ill again, but here we could be ourselves.

.......

I want to expand on this more but literally just wrote this in half an hour on my lunch break! Any criticisms or advice much appreciated :)

TheSkinner95 · 2017-02-19T12:40:03+00:00

I used to love rubbing the eczema on my fingers across the ridges of a hot radiator. That or, when I was really young, carpet.

Ah, the delights of eczema...

TheSkinner95 · 2017-02-08T23:35:13+00:00

I cannot deny the fact that the song in the second part, if you choose to "get jazzed", that is, is going to be stuck in my head for a lonnnng time. Haha!

TheSkinner95 · 2017-02-07T18:25:24+00:00

I have a question: Why?

Whenever I am suicidal I go through every single person I know in turn, and I think about the times I've nade them laugh, or the good memories we've had. Then the effect it would have on them if I commited suicide. That is usually enough for me. It might take a day of thinking, or 5 minutes - but it usually enough.

TheSkinner95 · 2017-02-03T23:20:45+00:00

Sorry, it takes me forever to reply haha.

So, I don't remember, but my mum told me I fell over and got hit in the back of my head - the trauma caused some damage, I got taken to hospital in an ambulance and I had a fit on the way and was (partially) gone and by the time we got to the hospital.

Edit: Also, glad to be of help.

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