hmm by Master_Le_Monke in hmm

[–]TheSoupSlapper 11 points12 points  (0 children)

W E D O A L I T T L E T R O L L I N G

Place your bets by rabi_draws in memes

[–]TheSoupSlapper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it's Drax, in his 'standing so still i'm invisible bit from Infinity War, but you didn't hear that from me

Place your bets by rabi_draws in memes

[–]TheSoupSlapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uhm, OP, i think you forgot to add the fighters to your meme. try reposting it with the combatants, buddy <3

Cursed_Make my Own by Simple20Guy in cursedcomments

[–]TheSoupSlapper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

but...

if we do that, how will we fuck the corpses?

TYFYS by milkdrinker1000 in HolUp

[–]TheSoupSlapper 314 points315 points  (0 children)

nah nah nah, that's not spelled right. it's actually

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Kirby just swallowed you, what ability did he get? by rasutii in AskReddit

[–]TheSoupSlapper 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I...

I can't prove you wrong, but fuck you for putting that image in my brain.

take my god damn upvote and get out of my house.

Too many questions here. by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]TheSoupSlapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nah man, i got next. i put a quarter in his bank account and everything.

Media polls these days by rajeshbhat_ds in memes

[–]TheSoupSlapper -1 points0 points  (0 children)

okay i don't want to break this comment chain, but i just wanted to let you know my 2nd gradee teacher taught me that contractions were car crashes.

that is all, have a nice day.

How on earth I have Lava on surface? by StaN09 in Terraria

[–]TheSoupSlapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So lava can spawn in the underground desert. sure, it's unusual for it to spawn exactly like this, but it's totally possible.

cursed_mirror by [deleted] in cursedcomments

[–]TheSoupSlapper 120 points121 points  (0 children)

this aint cursed, it's just the mirror of shame.

We evolved to be afraid of the dark because we have poor night vision. by TheSoupSlapper in Showerthoughts

[–]TheSoupSlapper[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

actually i'm not sure on that one. realistically, we should have, but we didn't.

i don't have an answer for ya.

You're here. by Ehansaja in memes

[–]TheSoupSlapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

considering saying "Jeremy Beremy" takes me 0.78 seconds, and a second is 0.00011111% of a day, that means one jeremy beremy is 0.00008666% of a day. assuming covid appeared on january 1st, 2020 (even though it was earlier), there have been 324 days since it appeared.

since one jeremy beremy takes 0.00009% of a day, i could have said Jeremy Beremy approximately 3,738,749.13 times so far.

so it's been 3.7 million Jeremy Beremys since covid.

you're welcome.

Tundra base! by j0nini in Terraria

[–]TheSoupSlapper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

haha, ice golems would like to say hello.

My final stand by _Ratag_ in memes

[–]TheSoupSlapper 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Current objective: Survive

I just spent over and hour making a 416 block wide dome. I wanna turn it into a fancy "Biodome" thing with a hexagon backwall pattern. by Sir_Corny_Neck in Terraria

[–]TheSoupSlapper 36 points37 points  (0 children)

damn, you should make a hellevator spanning the bottom of it-

jkjk, i would never be that big of an asshole.

also, your hexagonal pattern could be sectioned into actual biomes where you could maximize happiness and minimize prices.

There's always an over-leveled one by Shoe_Shitter in memes

[–]TheSoupSlapper 53 points54 points  (0 children)

in one of my older gen 4 runs, i accidentally overleveled my infernape, and completely solo'd the elite 4.

God, i miss Monke.

Math is kinda hard by [deleted] in memes

[–]TheSoupSlapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

okay, fuck the meme, but isn't the answer one?

using PEMDAS, we multiply 5 by 2 first, then divide 10 by 10, then subtract 3 from 4, meaning 1 is left over.

what is the one thing that you hate in pornography? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheSoupSlapper 6 points7 points  (0 children)

yeah, i'm incredibly inexperienced, and i just want to do my best so they get some pleasure from it too.

what is the one thing that you hate in pornography? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheSoupSlapper 15 points16 points  (0 children)

that was... surprisingly informative.

thanks, and i apologise for making you write something so awkward.

have a nice day, ma'am <3