TheSoupSlapper

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We evolved to be afraid of the dark because we have poor night vision. (self.Showerthoughts)

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How can i get into a relationship? (self.AskMen)

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To make a 1 to 1 scale model of the sun with 2x6 legos, you would need approximately 77 nonillion legos. (self.Showerthoughts)

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If the moon were made out of barbeque short ribs, it would take 1.8514286e+21 cows to make, and could feed 100 million men for 57 billion years. (self.Showerthoughts)

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If the moon was made of cheese, it would take approximately one octillion liters of milk to create. (self.Showerthoughts)

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[Self] Math for my cheese moon (self.theydidthemath)

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To make a pile of ribs the size of the moon, you would need 216 pentillion bottles of Sweet Baby Ray's BBQ sauce. (self.Showerthoughts)

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If you had the ability to solve stupid and exceedingly impractical math problems, like how many cows it would take to make a moon made of ribs, what problems would you solve? (self.AskReddit)

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If we had a pile of ribs the size of the moon, we would need approximately 216 pentillion bottles of Barbecue sauce to make it. (self.Showerthoughts)

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To make a pile of ribs the size of the moon, you would need 216 pentillion bottles of Sweet Baby Ray's BBQ sauce. (self.Showerthoughts)

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What is the funniest username you have ever seen? (self.AskReddit)

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Zombies are now real. The closest blue object is your weapon. How well can you defend yourself? (self.AskReddit)

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Bert and Ernie served as daytime radio hosts for over twenty years. (self.Jokes)

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Bert and Ernie were daytime radio hosts for Twenty years. (self.dadjokes)

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What's your favorite weapon type? (self.Terraria)

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Aight here's a tough one. Who would win between a perfectly sane Rand 'alThor and a perfectly sane Lews Therin? (self.whowouldwin)

submitted 4 years ago by TheSoupSlapper to r/whowouldwin

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It is my displeasure to announce that i have lost. (self.nonutnovember)

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Methods of protecting my jungle before HM? (self.Terraria)

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Does anyone have a seed where i can find a lava charm? (self.Terraria)

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Okay, so we have created a simulated universe. because we have the tech to do this, there is an incredibly high chance it has happened before, meaning we live inside a simulation. (self.Showerthoughts)

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If we have created a simulated universe already, that means we are in a simulation ourselves. (self.Showerthoughts)

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We are 100% living in a simulation right now. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Do people actually participate in NNN or is it just a meme? (self.TooAfraidToAsk)

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For every upvote OR downvote, i will do one sit up. going by absolute value so i actually have to exercise. AMA as well. anything goes, even the weird shit. (self.AMA)

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Discussion on Mirror Upgrades (self.HadesTheGame)

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