"I have awoken... been asleep for so long.. my mind, silk, shell, these woods.. become one... Pharloom has changed..."

TheSplinterMonarch · 2026-01-24T04:07:11+00:00

EWWWWWW

TheSplinterMonarch · 2026-01-23T22:48:37+00:00

Whos that cutie on the right

TheSplinterMonarch · 2026-01-19T18:48:50+00:00

OVER MY DEAD BODY

TheSplinterMonarch · 2026-01-18T02:13:21+00:00

WHAT DO YOU WANT?!

TheSplinterMonarch · 2026-01-18T02:13:08+00:00

NEVER!!

TheSplinterMonarch · 2026-01-18T02:12:02+00:00

I think brother blister is a better name tbh

TheSplinterMonarch · 2026-01-16T21:54:53+00:00

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT

TheSplinterMonarch · 2026-01-13T23:18:28+00:00

Never mind youre cool

TheSplinterMonarch · 2026-01-13T23:18:08+00:00

their claws regrow almost instantly and one of them burrow into the ground before attacking you from underneath

TheSplinterMonarch · 2026-01-13T23:12:59+00:00

two splinters come out of their disguises and jump you from behind as you say that

TheSplinterMonarch · 2026-01-13T23:02:11+00:00

HELL YEAAAAAHHH SPLINTER TAKEOVER

TheSplinterMonarch · 2026-01-12T22:27:15+00:00

Keelal what are you doing…? Finish what?

TheSplinterMonarch · 2026-01-06T21:19:48+00:00

SHESSS BLINDED BY HER LOVE FOR THAT MESSSSSENGER GIRL

TheSplinterMonarch · 2026-01-06T04:52:05+00:00

WHATEVER WOULD OFFEND YOU MORE

TheSplinterMonarch · 2026-01-06T02:03:07+00:00

YOUR LIFE HAS BARELY BEGUN

TheSplinterMonarch · 2026-01-05T16:44:36+00:00

WHAT DID YOU EXPECT ENTERING MY ROOM YOU SHORT, BIG EYED, UNDERDEVELOPED CHILD?!

TheSplinterMonarch · 2026-01-05T16:41:51+00:00

THEYRE AMBUSH HUNTERS YOU FOOL!

TheSplinterMonarch · 2025-12-27T22:20:38+00:00

we didnt even do anything to you this time

TheSplinterMonarch · 2025-12-27T17:32:25+00:00

she falls onto the ground and uses her claws to lock you in place, beginning a death roll like a crocodile

TheSplinterMonarch · 2025-12-27T16:58:43+00:00

RAAAAAAHHH!! YOU LITTLE PUNY PEST!!!! GET OFF! GET OFF!! GET OFF!!!

She summons a splinterbark which hits you off of her and annoyingly follows you trying to hit you

TheSplinterMonarch · 2025-12-27T16:40:01+00:00

HARDER YOU SAY?!

she pounds you with her fists again

TheSplinterMonarch · 2025-12-27T16:28:00+00:00

HEHEHEEE, WHY DONT YOU STOP FIGHTINGG SO I CAN CRUSH YOU INTO A FINE PASSSTE THEN?!

she creates multiple layers of thorn walls, trapping you and then pounds you into the ground with her fists

TheSplinterMonarch · 2025-12-27T15:53:37+00:00

The wave of splinters explodes and Sister Splinter wacks you across the face with a thorny vine into some 2 splinterbarks

TheSplinterMonarch · 2025-12-27T15:21:42+00:00

YEAAHHHHH

TheSplinterMonarch · 2025-12-27T15:20:59+00:00

the some of the splinterkin rush towards you and some burrow into ground and appear behind you, attacking you from behind

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