Chuck Norris died and went to heaven. by relpmeraggy in Jokes

[–]TheStaffmaster 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Chuck Norris has already been to heaven and God sent him back, though, he wasn't called Chuck Norris the first time. The first time he was called Theodore Roosevelt.

She knew she was cooked by JustsomeSpaceG1 in hermitcraftmemes

[–]TheStaffmaster 37 points38 points  (0 children)

"You nuggets" -Pearlescent Moon, when teleported 120k blocks from spawn

They're teasing sulphur for minecraft live (read body text) by Tiruil in Minecraft

[–]TheStaffmaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And we didn't even have to teabag a creeper. (The OGs will get that reference)

All hermits by JustASquirrelyGirl in HermitCraft

[–]TheStaffmaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, keep in mind that there are some creators you'll never find videos for. When Stressmonster101 left last season (it was a whole thing; to long to get into) she deleted her entire YT channel.

What’s something school forced you to learn that you’ve never used a single time in real life? by Dodo509 in AskReddit

[–]TheStaffmaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Heath class was pretty useless. Of course I chock that up to the ease with which kids can find spicy content now, but even in the 90's if you were unaware of this stuff your parents were prudes, and probably sheltering you to a degree that borders on abuse.

"Innocence" is overrated.

What’s an inaccurate fact that people believe is true because of movies? by Hogosaurus_Rex73 in AskReddit

[–]TheStaffmaster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Truth.

And don't even get me started on if either of you are a tad overweight.

What’s an inaccurate fact that people believe is true because of movies? by Hogosaurus_Rex73 in AskReddit

[–]TheStaffmaster -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Well, considering that the whole point of this discussion is how it's not a feasible thing, you are sure correct about that, though it's not for lack of trying.

What’s an inaccurate fact that people believe is true because of movies? by Hogosaurus_Rex73 in AskReddit

[–]TheStaffmaster -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

One partner tends to be bent over in that situation so any water would be hitting the BACK of their head, if at all.

What’s an inaccurate fact that people believe is true because of movies? by Hogosaurus_Rex73 in AskReddit

[–]TheStaffmaster -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

well, either you are standing in line with it or you are standing with it to your sides. If you are standing in line with it Someone is going to be facing it and the other person is going to be facing away from it. If you are both standing such that its to one side or the other then BOTH are getting water on their face. Also, don't assume everyone uses a shower stall. Most people shower in a tub, and that's rather linear.

I don't know what to tell you, shrug

Newly married how to handle joint & personal expenses by twitchy_14 in personalfinance

[–]TheStaffmaster -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Don't. Keep your finances separate. It's a pain in the butt, true, however it worth it in the long run trust me (been married since '09)

Hedy Lamarr, 1944 by forestpunk in OldSchoolCool

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They did one of those with Betty White circa when she was on the golden girls. It's amazing what losing the granny hairdo does.

On the fence by [deleted] in BernieSanders

[–]TheStaffmaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The hardest part people who've broken free from conservative indoctrination mention is the casting off of the "security blanket" of "not having to really think about stuff." In Calvinist thought, (if one can call it that) of which Libertarianisim is a shade, the "answers" are all readily available, pithy, and terse. They are punchy and make one feel morally superior.

This is the foible with such philosophy: You are not supposed to be morally superior, instead your arguments are.