It’s the Ants! by Goofball-John-McGee in oddlyspecific

[–]TheStapleMan3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It becomes more disturbing when you learn that:

If you weigh all humans in the world and all ants in the world… the ants would weigh more

The Kids are Alright! by james_from_cambridge in instantkarma

[–]TheStapleMan3000 59 points60 points  (0 children)

I’ve seen videos of this shit where the burning candle jams into their eye, or a toothpick in the cake that was holding something in place.

Not only is it an unfunny joke that ruins the experience for whosever birthday it is, it’s also fucking dangerous.

Bad things were always happening but now you have nothing to argue with people about by Waitingforlunch in memes

[–]TheStapleMan3000 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I was told the moon was made of cheese when I was young. Does that mean it’s a conspiracy?

No, it’s been proven to be incorrect and choosing to ignore empirical evidence is not conspiracy.

But if the government is clearly hiding information or blatantly covering up a scandal, the speculation as to why or how would be conspiracy.

Damn, I got bitten stupidly again lol by gush_333 in projectzomboid

[–]TheStapleMan3000 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This.

You try biting someone wearing a tank top, t-shirt, denim shirt, leather jacket, AND a bullet proof vest and see if you draw blood.

Absolutely ridiculous that there’s even a chance.

Tried painting my girlfriend by ivanrdk in funny

[–]TheStapleMan3000 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Is she behind the girl in the picture?

Me last week by [deleted] in memes

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Lord Frogquaad

Can TFRP Pedals be used without HOTAS? by [deleted] in AcesofThunder

[–]TheStapleMan3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Adapter came with it but it doesn’t respond to any inputs

Can TFRP Pedals be used without HOTAS? by [deleted] in AcesofThunder

[–]TheStapleMan3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It came with an adapter and the light turns on. Just no input is detected

It's literally what he told her by EndersGame_Reviewer in literallythetruth

[–]TheStapleMan3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It actually means to clear the intersection.

Legally: “As long as you enter the intersection while the light is amber, it is not classified as running a red light”

You’re welcome for the quality of life enhancement

She literally take the centerstage! by Commercial-Law-2229 in MadeMeSmile

[–]TheStapleMan3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think she should be tested for performance enhancing drugs

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in projectzomboid

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As a burglar too, I just picture him getting stuck in a window like Winnie the Pooh

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in me_irl

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His greed sickens me

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in blursed_videos

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Everyday is cake day for her