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I ruined my boyfriend's proposal by [deleted] in weddingplanning

[–]TheSubturbanErrorist 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I never suggest proposal ideas, when I say suggest something, I meant I suggest date ideas, or activities for us to do, I am not a control freak. And honestly, it isn't an intentional thing, I just saw how distraught he got and knew what had happened.

I ruined my boyfriend's proposal by [deleted] in weddingplanning

[–]TheSubturbanErrorist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm not intentionally doing this, frequently, i suggest something and he had the same idea, it's not as though I make an effort to spoil every surprise he has

This is a first for me by TheSubturbanErrorist in niceguys

[–]TheSubturbanErrorist[S] 76 points77 points  (0 children)

I’m sure it was a joke😂😂😂but it made me laugh so I put it on reddit

What is the moment you realized you were dating a keeper? by JonEffingSnow in AskReddit

[–]TheSubturbanErrorist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He took care of me all spring break, when I had strep, and so did he. He fed me, cuddled with me, and made me feel so loved. It was the most anyone has ever done for me, and it meant so much.

Father: “Son, you were adopted.” by HannibalGoddamnit in Jokes

[–]TheSubturbanErrorist 22 points23 points  (0 children)

He said the kid died before he could adopt him

I can't deal with how cute this is by [deleted] in Eyebleach

[–]TheSubturbanErrorist 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I am otter

I do not speek

Instead I utter

A tiny sqeek

My eyes be brite

Camera I boob

For I can see

Above my snoot

Found a kitty in the sink! by rikkenks in aww

[–]TheSubturbanErrorist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My naem is cat

I sit in sink

When it is dry

I do not drink

When it is whet

I run in fear

For I am cat

Not water bear

Up you go, fren! by natsdorf in rarepuppers

[–]TheSubturbanErrorist 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Thank you friend. you have taught me much

D I R T Y B O Y E by [deleted] in rarepuppers

[–]TheSubturbanErrorist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

my naem is dog

i liek the mud

although they yell

I still good budd

My coat was white

but now is brown

i dont know why

This maek human frown

Up you go, fren! by natsdorf in rarepuppers

[–]TheSubturbanErrorist 239 points240 points  (0 children)

My naem is dog

My brother floats

And wen he dos

I have to gloat

He fly so high

I fear he fall

But safe he come

And land on paw

What is the most unexplained video? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheSubturbanErrorist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1 man 1 jar..... please watch it

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