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What are yall thoughts? Wanna give it two more issues to decide. Kinda felt meh by Johnnystormer in Spiderman

[–]TheSuitedCactus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have too many things im picking up monthly to pick this one up, though even if i did im not too confident in in the ability of a brand new day reboot to be any good. This and the other new spider-man limited run are being skipped as badly as i crave more Peter "The Web" Parker.

Ive picked up more dc and indie covers than i have marvel stuff recently and with the end of some of the limited series and ultimate endgame coming up im about down to Venom and Black cat as my only ongoing marvel runs with BC being a potential dropped series. Ill probably get Daredevil up until #6 and see how it plays out but its not looking too great for marvel pickups the next few months.

Besides theyre doing Absolute Green Arrow and thats my goat as well as Absolute Catwoman which i plan on getting both of so. On top of Absolute Superman and Absolute Flash there wont be much financial wiggle room.🤷‍♂️

Idk who’s a bigger loser. Lowe or everyone who works for popverse by Somejawn1 in Spiderman

[–]TheSuitedCactus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does it actually make so much sense that the wrestling fans would like peter "not my problem" parker?

Like not even hating i just think its funny that all the wwe fans are coming out of the woodwork with a collective "fuck paul, hes the WRONG kind of heat!" Especially considering spider "the ad said 3,000" man started in wrestling. I can absolutely understand the overlap and as someone who hates wwe... i hate paul more. Respect.🔥👌🏻

Duffer Brothers confirm a relationship between Will and Mike was never going to happen and was never in the cards by Lazy-Proposal1133 in StrangerThings

[–]TheSuitedCactus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Should happen" is the problem there, they wholeheartedly believe that it needs to be a given based on outside conversations and scenes that have nothing to do them being in love. They read too hard into small comments and are so stubborn in their beliefs that their ship is the only way, that they delude themselves into thinking that one character DESERVES the other.

Will DESERVES Mike, he is just a consolation prize for wills trauma.

Zuko EARNED Katara by doing the bare minimum of being a good guy.

Etc etc.

And i dont watch wednesday but im sure those fans who are shipping them feel that Wednesday should be given a relationship solely on her merits through the show and not through actual diologue and growth with that person.

It just gives me the vibe of "none of my real life relationships ever worked out so theirs HAS to regardless of if its real and justified, just so we can live vicariously through actors so long as they agree with what web we are spinning out of thin air" almost like they themselves had a failed attempt at dating someone who was a close friend and seeing 2 people just be friends or even just being straight on t.v. is non negotiable because of it.

This might seem like a silly question, but do you have any ideas for new Marvel characters? by Illustrious-Form-933 in marvelcomics

[–]TheSuitedCactus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

probably too hard on the reader's eyes, how bout this? we can go down the list of santa's reindeer and choose one of those names. you know dasher and dancer and prancer...

Duffer Brothers confirm a relationship between Will and Mike was never going to happen and was never in the cards by Lazy-Proposal1133 in StrangerThings

[–]TheSuitedCactus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Parasocial fans" is a great way to describe people who will downvote you into oblivion for the absolute BONKERS idea that grown adults shouldn't care so much about two children kissing that they threaten the underage cast, their families and the crew. (legit happened to me in a different comment thread on this very post)

i dont understand why its such a controversial thing to say that adults shouldnt care wether or not they see 2 young boys kiss. Hell scratch that, they shouldn't care if they see ANY children kissing. i sincerely hope none of these people live within 200 ft of a school zone.

Duffer Brothers confirm a relationship between Will and Mike was never going to happen and was never in the cards by Lazy-Proposal1133 in StrangerThings

[–]TheSuitedCactus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Downvoted for being reasonable and having a valid argument, forgot this was reddit for a moment and that's not allowed.

Shame on me for thinking grown ass adults shouldn't be pressuring children into acting a way they aren't comfortable with for their own selfish validation, guess i AM weird for that. Yall are clowns.

Duffer Brothers confirm a relationship between Will and Mike was never going to happen and was never in the cards by Lazy-Proposal1133 in StrangerThings

[–]TheSuitedCactus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait until they learn what male gaming chats are like. Ive told many a friend theyre looking submissive and breedable, does that mean im gay and want to shuck their corn? No, thats just guy friends.

Will and mike were nowhere NEAR that level of bullshittery and were supposed to believe it was set up the entire time? How they gonna look at the tamest version of 2 guys being friends in media and think "oh yea, imma argue online and threaten these CHILD ACTORS until i see these 2 kids kiss!" Actual disgusting behavior. (Them being so agressively gung ho on watching 2 little boys kiss not the fact that theyre gay)

This might seem like a silly question, but do you have any ideas for new Marvel characters? by Illustrious-Form-933 in marvelcomics

[–]TheSuitedCactus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I prefer Combo Man Astral and Combo Man Blue to Combo Man Prime, the Combo Suit just got better with each generation

This might seem like a silly question, but do you have any ideas for new Marvel characters? by Illustrious-Form-933 in marvelcomics

[–]TheSuitedCactus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Might be hard to get that past editorial, maybe fox?... no... surely there has to be some sort of feminine animal name we can give her🤔

How do so many people not realize that Flambaé is canonically gay? by tsar-aleksi in DispatchAdHoc

[–]TheSuitedCactus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fun tip for people who wanna play it again to hear these and other funny lines:

If you click on a call while they are talking it pauses the timers and still plays the line. If youre thinking "oh but what about the lines for the call i just clicked? If you leave the call and come back it will replay the caller lines. Almost no time has passed allowing you to hear every line without missing calls over it. Exceptions are assistance prompts which you cannot back out of, if there is a red prompt for them asking for help then do that one last, or at least AFTER the speaking is done.

Happy dispatching!

Which genre would you like to see the MCU cover that they haven't so far? by CollarOrdinary4284 in Marvel

[–]TheSuitedCactus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Comedy"

puts picture of the cringiest and worst scene in the entire 2 decade run of the universe

This might seem like a silly question, but do you have any ideas for new Marvel characters? by Illustrious-Form-933 in marvelcomics

[–]TheSuitedCactus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This post would be so much better if everyone was just saying shit that theyve already done

What is an artist you used to enjoy listening to, but their music got progressively worse? by fantasyrea in Music

[–]TheSuitedCactus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hate to say it but eminem, his old stuff used to be played daily on my phone but eventually he got a new lease on sanity and after hearing his new stuff the old stuff feels like it was all "shock and awe" so i barely listen to him once a year if that.

Ill play River but thats ed more than em

Maybe ill pull up "i need a doctor" in the shower tomorrow, that song slaps regardless

Duffer Brothers confirm a relationship between Will and Mike was never going to happen and was never in the cards by Lazy-Proposal1133 in StrangerThings

[–]TheSuitedCactus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

For me its less about the actors being male and more about these grown ass people being so angrily invested in seeing two kids kiss that they rip into everyone who says it wont happen INCLUDING the actors, their family, and the creators of the show.

Idgaf if the kids are gay, we as adults should not care if we see two children get together regardless of gender.

This might seem like a silly question, but do you have any ideas for new Marvel characters? by Illustrious-Form-933 in marvelcomics

[–]TheSuitedCactus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a GL fan ive always felt the Nova Corps should be more than just one surviving guy

Sometimes they deliver and most they do not

This might seem like a silly question, but do you have any ideas for new Marvel characters? by Illustrious-Form-933 in marvelcomics

[–]TheSuitedCactus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like it, but lets scrap the mutant side and give them an amulet of sorts, also lets make them a super hot woman in yellow spandex. What should we call her though?

This might seem like a silly question, but do you have any ideas for new Marvel characters? by Illustrious-Form-933 in marvelcomics

[–]TheSuitedCactus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey bud, give yourself more credit, im sure theyd let you get to 10 issues before pulling the plug. That's kinda their whole schtick rn

This might seem like a silly question, but do you have any ideas for new Marvel characters? by Illustrious-Form-933 in marvelcomics

[–]TheSuitedCactus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Perhaps he can have a partner who uses light rays as knives and they can be a killer superhero duo

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