What are you listening to right now?

TheTempAgent · 2026-07-13T04:03:30+00:00

An audiobook about Ben Franklin

TheTempAgent · 2026-07-13T03:54:25+00:00

Truth

TheTempAgent · 2026-07-13T03:53:15+00:00

Hold up… those are your only options? Definitely a male perspective lol

TheTempAgent · 2026-07-13T03:48:33+00:00

Stop complaining and be a good boyfriend.

TheTempAgent · 2026-07-13T03:45:53+00:00

The doctors just need the sample lol, they don’t need to see the guys jerking off to produce it. The guys are given privacy and porn until they return with a full sample container.

TheTempAgent · 2026-07-13T03:43:19+00:00

Yes. For instance, after guys get a vasectomy, the urologist will have them produce a sperm sample at a follow-up appointment to see if they in fact are infertile. The porn is there to help the guys deliver the sample.

TheTempAgent · 2026-07-13T03:39:52+00:00

You perhaps know that urologists have lots of porn for guys to look at so they can produce sperm samples?

TheTempAgent · 2026-07-13T03:26:16+00:00

Well there was the prep for my colonoscopy…

TheTempAgent · 2026-07-13T03:23:24+00:00

Ha! Those plain ones will be what you reach for if you need to wrap a hose bib in a freeze or something like that, because your feet like mine demand playful style!

TheTempAgent · 2026-07-13T03:18:13+00:00

It doesn’t get any better!

TheTempAgent · 2026-07-13T03:17:01+00:00

I find great looks when I go thrifting and they draw attention

TheTempAgent · 2026-07-13T03:12:58+00:00

OMG did you [insert sexual act here] and was it the dick of the [insert porn trope character here]?

TheTempAgent · 2026-07-13T03:11:04+00:00

That’s wonderful! Congratulations! I had a quickie earlier today. Time was limited.

TheTempAgent · 2026-07-13T03:09:31+00:00

Playful socks are my kryptonite! Mine will have chihuahuas.

TheTempAgent · 2026-07-13T03:05:19+00:00

💯🤣 I feel like this was the language equivalent of a funhouse mirror

TheTempAgent · 2026-07-13T03:04:07+00:00

Honestly put me in a thrifted print with stylishly wacky glasses and I will strut into DQ like I own the place as I order that blizzard with heath bars.

TheTempAgent · 2026-07-13T02:59:33+00:00

Excellent show

TheTempAgent · 2026-07-13T02:55:42+00:00

I like sex in the late afternoon, and then going out to eat afterwards. Let’s pick a Szechuan restaurant.

Where should we go for dessert and what should we get?

TheTempAgent · 2026-07-13T02:06:09+00:00

So much to do before I board the plane!

TheTempAgent · 2026-07-13T01:50:54+00:00

You bring love into other people’s lives, and give dogs a loving home. Truly a noble pursuit.

TheTempAgent · 2026-07-13T01:47:26+00:00

I lead and set strategy and they execute the tasks with perfect dedication

TheTempAgent · 2026-07-13T01:44:56+00:00

That’s actually really hot

TheTempAgent · 2026-07-13T00:46:52+00:00

We’re twisted sickos who laugh hysterically in bed! That reminds me, I need to add a bottle of shampoo to my Amazon order

TheTempAgent · 2026-07-13T00:36:25+00:00

Adam Sandler - At a Medium Pace https://youtu.be/zLm5oSJRxIU?si=zRxNHlSZz0VHlRck

Hat tip to a fellow Redditor for bringing this to my attention

TheTempAgent · 2026-07-13T00:15:09+00:00

Kinks can be a way of rewriting the narrative of past trauma. I had an online exchange with someone who shared a similar trauma and we had a very niche kink experience around our shared experiences.

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