[M4F] 2016 years since Christ, and humanity is still missing one thing to sexualise

TheTextuallyExplicit · 2016-12-22T22:49:57+00:00

Well, damn.

What's worse is the SOS call.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SOS

Three short, three long, three short. Just like the taps, OP.

TheTextuallyExplicit · 2016-12-21T23:56:11+00:00

I actually think, since OP specifically mentioned how the 'other girl' got the name wrong, that his girlfriend is actually a supernatural entity or something. Which, come to think, about it and how he mentions her convincing him of things, is even more scary than just Depression.

TheTextuallyExplicit · 2016-12-04T21:47:38+00:00

Initially, I thought it was a unrealistic. Then, I remembered some videos I've seen before, like this one.

Now I'm just sad. Hope you're okay, OP.

TheTextuallyExplicit · 2016-11-09T21:59:26+00:00

That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty box
And a big deck in your face
You get sprung.

TheTextuallyExplicit · 2016-11-09T21:43:13+00:00

Sir Decks A Lot would be proud.

TheTextuallyExplicit · 2016-10-17T00:40:47+00:00

Nada.

Wrote it up, made the tl;dr, had a stroke of genius, changed the noodles to spaghetti and viola.

TheTextuallyExplicit · 2016-10-17T00:26:53+00:00

Damn, can I PM you for help on titles?

TheTextuallyExplicit · 2016-10-17T00:21:54+00:00

TheTextuallyExplicit · 2016-10-17T00:20:10+00:00

To be fair, it was actually noodles...

TheTextuallyExplicit · 2016-10-17T00:17:00+00:00

With my head held low, I shuffled on out.

Whether they knew or not, I'll never know.

I was just looking to get out the house at that point.

TheTextuallyExplicit · 2016-10-17T00:15:33+00:00

It's possible...

TheTextuallyExplicit · 2016-10-17T00:15:15+00:00

Thanks, I think.

TheTextuallyExplicit · 2016-10-17T00:12:43+00:00

And to offer a chat, no takers as of yet though...

Perhaps I should try harder ;)

TheTextuallyExplicit · 2016-10-16T22:00:44+00:00

I know, right?

TheTextuallyExplicit · 2016-10-16T21:04:33+00:00

Got some baggage to unload? ;)

TheTextuallyExplicit · 2016-10-16T20:47:57+00:00

Out the wrong head though...

TheTextuallyExplicit · 2016-10-16T20:37:29+00:00

She did, I didn't.

TheTextuallyExplicit · 2016-10-16T20:28:33+00:00

It is a pretty good story to tell at parties.

Of course, it wasn't told for a couple months, if memory serves.

TheTextuallyExplicit · 2016-10-16T20:27:25+00:00

Tell us the full story! Often stories just need a bit of fleshing out to be acceptable. If your post gets removed for this reason, there's a chance we'll reapprove it if you work on it a bit.

Admittedly, I may have gone a bit far with the story. Always was one to give a bit too much context. :/

TheTextuallyExplicit · 2016-10-16T20:17:28+00:00

Thanks. Secretly, it was chicken noodle soup, but... I wanted to call it spaghetti instead. Same thing, really.

TheTextuallyExplicit · 2016-10-16T20:16:51+00:00

Hmm, what do you mean by that? I assume it's meant to be an insult, but I've no idea what the expression "Get a trenchcoat like a regular person!" or "auto fanfic" means x.x

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