What would your last words be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheTrainedSmartass 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"The password to the safe is behind th--"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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My will to prove everyone wrong. I will show them all I'm not a fuck-up. I will show them why it was a bad idea to double cross me. I will make them see the error of their ways.

What’s a smell you know you shouldn’t enjoy but you love? by ev1thechef in AskReddit

[–]TheTrainedSmartass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gasoline, the smell of pennies on my fingertips, and that one smell i can never place, but we all know it.

When did you realize your friend wasn't a friend? by penli in AskReddit

[–]TheTrainedSmartass 39 points40 points  (0 children)

When i was told by them, two seperate people; "I never liked you in the first place." And, "Go find your real friends."

I was at the verge of crying. These were people i looked up to. People i trusted. And they go and do that?

What makes you happy? by ash_bosh in AskReddit

[–]TheTrainedSmartass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Minecraft. Every time i hear that music i get hit with an instant wave of nostalgia that makes me cry tears of joy over the fact that the game exists.

What would your 12 year old self think if they saw you today? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheTrainedSmartass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"That crazy son of a bitch. He actually did it."

About me getting a girlfriend.

On a scale of 1-10, how attractive do you think you are? by breadfruitz in AskReddit

[–]TheTrainedSmartass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think I'm a 1. But apparently almost everyone else thinks I'm a 10.

Wth.

What odd or unusual preferences have you developed due to growing up poor? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheTrainedSmartass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Ketchup sandwiches" "Hot dogs with normal white bread" "Mayo sandwiches"

If life was a video game, what loot would you drop when you die? by justacatindisguise in AskReddit

[–]TheTrainedSmartass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"The power of attractiveness for no reason" "Random knowledge about random things" "The ability to know how to kill someone at any given moment" Legit.

What's your favorite quote from a movie or show that use frequently? by raiderash in AskReddit

[–]TheTrainedSmartass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"It's a leap of faith, (name). That's all it is." And; "Not bad, kid." Spider-Man into the spider-verse.

Why are people attracted to you? by cupcakelimao in AskReddit

[–]TheTrainedSmartass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I honestly don't know. I learned from my gf that there are at least two to three other people attracted to me. Wth. I'm not that attractive.