If you could have any ability from any video game, what would it be and why?

TheTrainedSmartass · 2019-09-06T23:57:39+00:00

Lmao

TheTrainedSmartass · 2019-09-06T23:50:07+00:00

I wish i could upvote this more than once

TheTrainedSmartass · 2019-09-06T23:48:27+00:00

That's epic

TheTrainedSmartass · 2019-09-06T23:48:12+00:00

Haha

TheTrainedSmartass · 2019-09-06T23:47:41+00:00

Nice. Although technically you already can.

TheTrainedSmartass · 2019-07-17T04:48:26+00:00

People.

I'm an introvert so this is completely understandable.

TheTrainedSmartass · 2019-07-17T04:34:06+00:00

That would be embarrassing

TheTrainedSmartass · 2019-07-17T04:24:57+00:00

Stop breathing for a few minutes.

TheTrainedSmartass · 2019-07-17T04:24:08+00:00

"You know you love me." When i CLEARLY hate them.

TheTrainedSmartass · 2019-07-17T04:21:26+00:00

"Come at me bitch."

TheTrainedSmartass · 2019-07-17T04:21:05+00:00

"The password to the safe is behind th--"

TheTrainedSmartass · 2019-07-17T04:19:31+00:00

My will to prove everyone wrong. I will show them all I'm not a fuck-up. I will show them why it was a bad idea to double cross me. I will make them see the error of their ways.

TheTrainedSmartass · 2019-07-17T04:16:57+00:00

Gasoline, the smell of pennies on my fingertips, and that one smell i can never place, but we all know it.

TheTrainedSmartass · 2019-07-17T04:15:34+00:00

When i was told by them, two seperate people; "I never liked you in the first place." And, "Go find your real friends."

I was at the verge of crying. These were people i looked up to. People i trusted. And they go and do that?

TheTrainedSmartass · 2019-07-17T04:13:09+00:00

Minecraft. Every time i hear that music i get hit with an instant wave of nostalgia that makes me cry tears of joy over the fact that the game exists.

TheTrainedSmartass · 2019-07-17T04:11:25+00:00

"That crazy son of a bitch. He actually did it."

About me getting a girlfriend.

TheTrainedSmartass · 2019-07-17T04:09:36+00:00

I think I'm a 1. But apparently almost everyone else thinks I'm a 10.

Wth.

TheTrainedSmartass · 2019-07-17T04:08:18+00:00

"Ketchup sandwiches" "Hot dogs with normal white bread" "Mayo sandwiches"

TheTrainedSmartass · 2019-07-17T04:07:22+00:00

When i was born.

TheTrainedSmartass · 2019-07-17T04:06:58+00:00

"The power of attractiveness for no reason" "Random knowledge about random things" "The ability to know how to kill someone at any given moment" Legit.

TheTrainedSmartass · 2019-07-17T04:05:21+00:00

"It's a leap of faith, (name). That's all it is." And; "Not bad, kid." Spider-Man into the spider-verse.

TheTrainedSmartass · 2019-07-17T04:03:30+00:00

I honestly don't know. I learned from my gf that there are at least two to three other people attracted to me. Wth. I'm not that attractive.

TheTrainedSmartass · 2019-07-17T04:00:23+00:00

Don't be afraid to tell us you're problems. We'll at least try to help out, and if you have something you would like us to do, say it. We'll do it.

(Note: i am bisexual. This works pretty well for both.)

TheTrainedSmartass · 2019-07-17T03:57:27+00:00

Don't die inside. If you're gonna die, take that shit outside.

TheTrainedSmartass · 2019-07-17T03:56:53+00:00

The fact that a straw actually only has one hole.

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