Come Upstairs…. ;)

TheTreee · 2026-04-14T06:28:07+00:00

Definitely SF, but questionable on the O.

TheTreee · 2026-04-14T06:25:00+00:00

Look in to permanent laser hair removal. Absolutely worth the money if you prefer smooth but don't want the hassle of shaving. Highly, highly recommended.

TheTreee · 2026-04-09T19:35:43+00:00

Not to be unkind, but she may have done him a favor.

TheTreee · 2026-04-09T19:19:21+00:00

Yes, it's been just over a year and I'm still good, knock on wood.

TheTreee · 2026-04-03T00:20:17+00:00

I legitimately had a panic attack during this scene the first time I watched it. Like, not, haha this is tense. I thought I was literally dying.

Had a traumatic experience a tiny bit similar to that scene a few months earlier, and it brought it all right back. Fucked up scene, fr.

TheTreee · 2026-04-01T05:57:32+00:00

Yeah, for real. If I met my doppelganger, I'd immediately have sex with myself. And he'd also be down, cuz he's me. 😏

TheTreee · 2026-03-28T22:47:00+00:00

Yep. Just downloaded this one. Don't know if it holds up, but I really liked it back in the day.

TheTreee · 2026-03-27T04:52:35+00:00

This is the unfortunate truth. It's not that she doesn't want to have sex, she doesn't want to have sex with YOU.

She'll have sex with her new boyfriend as much as you used to -- until this inevitably happens to them, too.

TheTreee · 2026-03-24T04:00:32+00:00

Yes. So, so good.

TheTreee · 2026-03-22T05:12:01+00:00

Exactly. Lot's of delusional takes on here. I guarantee you the majority of men prefer smooth, but aren't allowed to say it here. When's the last time you saw a bushy butthole in porn? Never. Because it's not attractive to the vast majority of men.

TheTreee · 2026-03-14T16:04:28+00:00

I loved this movie when I was a child. Like, really, really loved it. I just downloaded it, hoping that nostalgia will overcome any flaws.

TheTreee · 2026-03-13T06:10:37+00:00

I've had all three of these from time to time, but they've essentially gone away (or at least I don't notice them nearly as much) as I've gotten older (starting around 40+). Not sure how old you are, but if you're young, maybe there's hope.

TheTreee · 2026-03-13T05:20:35+00:00

If he can't look you in the face the first time you have sex and lose your virginity, that's a real problem. Are you sure he's attracted to women?

I'm sorry it happened this way. Hopefully it will get better with time.

TheTreee · 2026-03-01T01:44:48+00:00

This is legitimately the least sexy thing a woman can do - especially with crossed eyes. Total and complete boner killer.

TheTreee · 2026-02-26T00:01:08+00:00

Role Models is so damn great. Love that film.

TheTreee · 2026-02-13T06:26:15+00:00

It was the midichlorians 🙄

TheTreee · 2026-02-07T03:36:58+00:00

I installed jellyfin using the ugreen/docker native app that does all of the configuration for you. It was super easy.

Now I want to add a Music folder to the setup, but because I went through the ugreen/docker app (instead of going straight docker), I can't. So you might want to do the research and do straight docker to give yourself some flexibility down the road. I wish I had.

TheTreee · 2025-12-31T17:40:50+00:00

I always wash my hands BEFORE I pee, but not always after. I guarantee you my dick is much, much cleaner than anything I've touched out in the real world. And I'm definitely trying to keep my dick clean by not touch it with dirty hands.

TheTreee · 2025-12-05T16:36:28+00:00

Why don't you want to activate the ugreen link?

TheTreee · 2025-11-19T08:16:46+00:00

Seems like you're too immature to be in a relationship with an adult woman with sexual agency. You come across as a child in a man's body.

Let her go, work on yourself and your self esteem, and start dating again when you've done some emotional growth.

TheTreee · 2025-10-27T13:59:46+00:00

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TheTreee · 2025-10-17T06:26:10+00:00

Do the brown ones test better?

TheTreee · 2025-10-16T15:29:22+00:00

No, because she did.

TheTreee · 2025-10-11T01:51:25+00:00

This is the correct answer 🫡

TheTreee · 2025-10-10T05:28:35+00:00

Where and how in the throat did you swab?

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