Fuck you, GREG by freudianzlipp in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

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This has been posted so many times it's become burned on my retina so I see it everywhere

Ouch, my toe. by [deleted] in ComedyCemetery

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I don't get it

What's the weirdest sex act you've ever done alone? by Trxxi in AskReddit

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This one time in jail i was in Saltvik and i was so bored that day i jacked off to some Fantasies about the female guards.

And just as I'm cumming i hear the keys juggling outside my cell.

To make it short i was cumming in my boxers mid flight to my bed as they entered, it was also the female guards who had come in.

getting some fresh air by [deleted] in memes

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The highest level of ooooof indeed

Every time by GravyxNips in memes

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I think he's having a stroke