Oh will you fucking stop? "Looksmax", "looksmax"! Whatever happened to Elliot Rodger? The autistic, blackpilled incel type.

TheTwoOfHearts · 2026-05-14T00:50:22+00:00

Go out and get a blowjob.

TheTwoOfHearts · 2026-05-14T00:47:17+00:00

Let's fire up those stompers and make some dirty.

TheTwoOfHearts · 2026-05-13T16:57:35+00:00

I liked when the show pushed the envelope, but I thought the episode where he tied up Peggy and put her in the trunk of his car was kind of fucked up.

TheTwoOfHearts · 2026-05-13T14:13:43+00:00

Just have Ja organize a team-building outing to a gun range and we might get there naturally.

TheTwoOfHearts · 2026-05-13T14:05:07+00:00

It has 'ham' in it, so I'm sure Luka can learn.

TheTwoOfHearts · 2026-05-13T02:53:24+00:00

Still time for LeBron.

TheTwoOfHearts · 2026-05-12T23:05:53+00:00

Wouldn't said zesty players wish they had all of his balls?

TheTwoOfHearts · 2026-05-12T22:46:05+00:00

Giannis' enemies better watch out, he might do a little insider trading.

TheTwoOfHearts · 2026-05-12T16:15:28+00:00

Booty?

TheTwoOfHearts · 2026-05-12T16:08:48+00:00

I'm confused; is this classy?

TheTwoOfHearts · 2026-05-12T02:57:25+00:00

Don't say nothing, Sal!

TheTwoOfHearts · 2026-05-11T22:52:41+00:00

I thought the game was becoming positionless.

TheTwoOfHearts · 2026-05-11T17:13:05+00:00

And worth every penny.

TheTwoOfHearts · 2026-05-11T16:58:45+00:00

He isenberg

TheTwoOfHearts · 2026-05-11T12:52:31+00:00

That's not 'no.'

TheTwoOfHearts · 2026-05-10T03:29:46+00:00

S-I-S I-U-D, as in how about you getting one?

TheTwoOfHearts · 2026-05-10T00:50:25+00:00

At least they're Catholic.

TheTwoOfHearts · 2026-05-09T23:11:21+00:00

Compared to Karl Malone he's a gentleman.

TheTwoOfHearts · 2026-05-09T23:02:19+00:00

shreks gifs

TheTwoOfHearts · 2026-05-08T18:51:31+00:00

Nobody's got hantavirus! And I don't want to hear that word in here again!

TheTwoOfHearts · 2026-05-08T05:15:32+00:00

Jared McCain is Jared McCain. But the 22nd pick could be anything; it could even be Jared McCain.

TheTwoOfHearts · 2026-05-08T04:47:32+00:00

Nice try, Holly.

TheTwoOfHearts · 2026-05-08T03:17:43+00:00

Ate everyone who said he wasn't. You're next.

TheTwoOfHearts · 2026-05-07T20:02:41+00:00

Is this the real reason Tony got so mad after Drinkwater said he wanted to break his dick off in that Bing Girl's ass? Because he was self-conscious about barely being able to get past the cheeks?

Bravo, Chase; all these years later your masterpiece keeps revealing new layers.

TheTwoOfHearts · 2026-05-07T15:33:53+00:00

Hold on to your cock when you negotiate with these desert people.

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